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Old 06-14-2005, 05:09 PM   #1
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A joke i just recieved in my inbox

was strange to see "joke spam" but was a funny joke...



A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs

some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need

cyanide?


The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.


The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!" That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:11 PM   #2
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You totally do not live up to your name bro
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #3
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oh come on, that was good
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #4
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oh come on, that was good
Ok. It was pretty good
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:19 PM   #5
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funny .
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:25 PM   #6
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That was a little funny.
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:29 PM   #7
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lol.....good ass joke!!!
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:30 PM   #8
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not bad ...
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:24 PM   #9
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not bad
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:29 PM   #10
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good one ;)
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:30 PM   #11
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Heh heh..that was amusing
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:40 PM   #12
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hahahahaha i loved it .. thanks
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:46 PM   #13
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not good... even better!..rofl!
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:47 PM   #14
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that was cute.
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:49 PM   #15
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LOL!!! pretty good one!!!
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Old 06-15-2005, 04:26 AM   #16
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I have to add it to my collection!
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Old 06-15-2005, 04:28 AM   #17
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a good one.
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Old 06-15-2005, 04:48 AM   #18
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haha that was good
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Old 06-15-2005, 05:08 AM   #19
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good one, but very old joke
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Old 06-15-2005, 05:52 AM   #20
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heh good one, gave me a chuckle
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Old 06-15-2005, 06:17 AM   #21
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The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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