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MrAwesome · 06-14-2005, 05:09 PM

was strange to see "joke spam" but was a funny joke...

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs

some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need

cyanide?

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!" That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

06-14-2005, 05:09 PM
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	A joke i just recieved in my inbox was strange to see "joke spam" but was a funny joke... A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!" That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."