A joke i just recieved in my inbox - GoFuckYourself.com

MrAwesome · 06-14-2005, 05:09 PM

was strange to see "joke spam" but was a funny joke...

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs

some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need

cyanide?

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!" That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Harmon · 06-14-2005, 05:11 PM

You totally do not live up to your name bro

MrAwesome · 06-14-2005, 05:15 PM

oh come on, that was good

Harmon · 06-14-2005, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome

oh come on, that was good

Ok. It was pretty good

Fucksakes · 06-14-2005, 05:19 PM

funny .

pxxx · 06-14-2005, 05:25 PM

That was a little funny.

NTSS · 06-14-2005, 05:29 PM

lol.....good ass joke!!!

Doctor Dre · 06-14-2005, 05:30 PM

not bad ...

woj · 06-14-2005, 07:24 PM

not bad

Antonio · 06-14-2005, 07:29 PM

good one ;)

Spunky · 06-14-2005, 07:30 PM

Heh heh..that was amusing

vicki · 06-14-2005, 07:40 PM

hahahahaha i loved it .. thanks

sniperwolf · 06-14-2005, 07:46 PM

not good... even better!..rofl!

MandyBlake · 06-14-2005, 07:47 PM

that was cute.

pornpf69 · 06-14-2005, 07:49 PM

LOL!!! pretty good one!!!

Miss Vlasta · 06-15-2005, 04:26 AM

I have to add it to my collection!

webcrawler · 06-15-2005, 04:28 AM

a good one.

Kris The Knife · 06-15-2005, 04:48 AM

haha that was good

kuthi123 · 06-15-2005, 05:08 AM

good one, but very old joke

Vitasoy · 06-15-2005, 05:52 AM

heh good one, gave me a chuckle

Violetta · 06-15-2005, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

06-14-2005, 05:09 PM	#1
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	A joke i just recieved in my inbox was strange to see "joke spam" but was a funny joke... A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!" That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied: "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

06-14-2005, 05:11 PM	#2
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06-14-2005, 05:29 PM	#7
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06-14-2005, 07:24 PM	#9
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06-14-2005, 05:15 PM	#3
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	oh come on, that was good

06-14-2005, 05:19 PM	#5
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06-14-2005, 05:25 PM	#6
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06-14-2005, 07:29 PM	#10
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06-15-2005, 04:26 AM	#16
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06-15-2005, 04:28 AM	#17
webcrawler Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ .:. 286608143 Posts: 2,692	a good one.

06-15-2005, 04:48 AM	#18
Kris The Knife Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 481	haha that was good

06-15-2005, 05:08 AM	#19
kuthi123 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,478	good one, but very old joke

06-15-2005, 05:52 AM	#20
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