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Miss Vlasta · 06-14-2005, 12:36 AM

Old one, but still up-to-date

A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.

The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.

The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both.

Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both.

The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"

BIGTYMER · 06-14-2005, 02:51 AM

Nice!

Miss Vlasta · 06-14-2005, 03:41 AM

Any ather MJ jokes you can share?

wildgirl · 06-14-2005, 06:24 AM

very nice

mrthumbs · 06-14-2005, 06:26 AM

Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"

Best MJ joke ever hahaha

CDSmith · 06-14-2005, 06:27 AM

Did you hear, the main thrust of the MJ defence this time around was....

"If the pullup pants don't fit, you must acquit"

:D

Spunky · 06-14-2005, 06:27 AM

Grog ..that was pretty bad

TheLegacy · 06-14-2005, 06:39 AM

how do you tell its bedtime at the MJ's household?

when the big hand is on the little hand

tony286 · 06-14-2005, 06:40 AM

very funny cute joke lol

06-14-2005, 08:30 AM

stfu ............ noob

very lame joke - no offense

sickkittens · 06-14-2005, 08:36 AM

Funny joke...if you're in the 5th grade.

BigRod · 06-14-2005, 08:40 AM

lame jokes rock first thing in the morning :P

Sony · 06-14-2005, 08:42 AM

HAHA, funny !

Manowar · 06-14-2005, 08:44 AM

06-14-2005, 12:36 AM	#1
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06-14-2005, 06:27 AM	#6
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06-14-2005, 02:51 AM	#2
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06-14-2005, 06:26 AM	#5
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "Fuck the children!" Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?" Best MJ joke ever hahaha

06-14-2005, 06:39 AM	#8
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06-14-2005, 06:40 AM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny cute joke lol

06-14-2005, 08:30 AM	#10
Pimp Dough Guest Posts: n/a	stfu ............ noob very lame joke - no offense

06-14-2005, 08:36 AM	#11
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06-14-2005, 08:42 AM	#13
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