MJ joke of the day
 

Old one, but still up-to-date


A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman.

The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both.

The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both.

Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both.

The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"

Nice! :)

Any ather MJ jokes you can share? :)

very nice :)

Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"



Best MJ joke ever hahaha

Did you hear, the main thrust of the MJ defence this time around was....

"If the pullup pants don't fit, you must acquit"


:D

Grog ..that was pretty bad :helpme

how do you tell its bedtime at the MJ's household?


when the big hand is on the little hand

very funny cute joke lol

stfu ............ noob

very lame joke - no offense

Funny joke...if you're in the 5th grade.

lame jokes rock first thing in the morning :P

HAHA, funny !

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