View Single Post
Old 06-14-2005, 06:26 AM  
mrthumbs
salad tossing sig guy
 
mrthumbs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com
Posts: 11,702
Michael Jackson was on a cruise with 100 Boy Scouts when the ship hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced, "Everyone abandon ship! We're going down!" Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked, "Do we have time?"



Best MJ joke ever hahaha
mrthumbs is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote