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dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:30 PM

I had the door cracked open so that my husband and daughter could get back in. I heard them coming so I looked over at the door and this li tle baby came walking in, scared, shivering and dehydrated. Not sure how old it is, but it only weighs about 4 oz. or so....

AkiraSS · 06-11-2005, 09:32 PM

prepare the garlic sauce

MaxxxBeaver · 06-11-2005, 09:32 PM

What the heck is it?

I don't think we have those in Canada...

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 09:32 PM

watch out for momma. shes bound to be near.

Spunky · 06-11-2005, 09:33 PM

Ah..is that a opossum? he probably lost it's moms

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 06-11-2005, 09:33 PM

are u the dad?

digga · 06-11-2005, 09:33 PM

looks like a mini possum

taibo · 06-11-2005, 09:34 PM

cute but weird at the same time

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-11-2005, 09:37 PM

Grab your husband and daughter and escape while you still can!!!

Oh yeah, and vacumn your floor too, hehe.

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MrAwesome · 06-11-2005, 09:37 PM

teeth and claws are like razors when there full grown

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:40 PM

It is a opossum...a tiny little opossum

And I didn't even know we had them in Cancun !

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

are u the dad?

Yep...I'm the Dad

Nismo · 06-11-2005, 09:45 PM

I can already smell the opossum stew a'boilin.

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

I can already smell the opossum stew a'boilin.

You must be a hillbilly

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:48 PM

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

juve20 · 06-11-2005, 09:51 PM

what the fuck!!

tony

Nismo · 06-11-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

You must be a hillbilly

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Too funny...I never even looked at your location

Kiwigirl · 06-11-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

I had the door cracked open so that my husband and daughter could get back in. I heard them coming so I looked over at the door and this li tle baby came walking in, scared, shivering and dehydrated. Not sure how old it is, but it only weighs about 4 oz. or so....

What are you going to do with it?

SomeCreep · 06-11-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AkiraSS

prepare the garlic sauce

Lol
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BukkakeBrown · 06-11-2005, 09:57 PM

damn in the hood ppl get crackheads runnin in when u unlock the doors... ur lucky u got a cute little mouse

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwigirl

What are you going to do with it?

Well, I guess we will get it rehydrated and then start feeding it. Get it healthy and weighing over a half pound, and then take it to the jungle and release it

Antonio · 06-11-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

that thing looks like a rat

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

that thing looks like a rat

When it first ran in, rat was the first thing that came to mind...but it really is a harmless opossum

I've done alot of research on the damn things tonight....

r3ap3r · 06-11-2005, 10:03 PM

Looks kinda cute.

dirtydesignz · 06-11-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by r3ap3r

Looks kinda cute.

It is so cute...I've never seen one before. We raised a raccoon before, so I'm hoping this is just as fun

dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 09:33 AM

She made it thru the night! Now we are off to get lactated ringers to get her rehydrated.

Manowar · 06-12-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Grab your husband and daughter and escape while you still can!!!

Oh yeah, and vacumn your floor too, hehe.

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sonofsam · 06-12-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

..... i'm cold too

stev0 · 06-12-2005, 09:39 AM

cute little thing, you should keep it as a pet! would be like a cat that can hang upside down on things.

stev0 · 06-12-2005, 09:40 AM

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/oposs...orttailopp.htm

stev0 · 06-12-2005, 09:41 AM

here's an info page for you... has a "what to do with an orphaned baby opossum" section ;)

http://www.kiva.net/~kiwi/opossum/faqs.htm

dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 09:48 AM

Thanks for the links

Machete_ · 06-12-2005, 09:51 AM

get rid of it before it scratches you.. they are all infectet with germs... do NOT get attached to it.. Killing it would be the best for all of you...

GFX Wiz · 06-12-2005, 09:53 AM

Oppossum are so freaking mean and nasty when they mature -- don't get too attached

CDSmith · 06-12-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

Lucky rat. Is she going to breastfeed it?

CrazyNakedChick · 06-12-2005, 10:24 AM

Awww, widdle baby 'possum, how cute.

Us kids used to raise newborn 'pussums and 'coons on the farm, they make great pets if handled frequently and lovingly (looks like you guys have that covered, hehe). Give it a nice warm sterile bath (mild soap and salt) and get a rabbit cage, ferret pellets make great food for them.

edit: typo

BukkakeBrown · 06-12-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick

coons

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CrazyNakedChick · 06-12-2005, 10:37 AM

*Raccoons, hehe. Sorry, is my red neck showin' again? *snort*

dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick

Awww, widdle baby 'possum, how cute.

Us kids used to raise newborn 'pussums and 'coons on the farm, they make great pets if handled frequently and lovingly (looks like you guys have that covered, hehe). Give it a nice warm sterile bath (mild soap and salt) and get a rabbit cage, ferret pellets make great food for them.

edit: typo

Yep, we raised a coon too

He was awesome and so smart. From everything I've read about opossums, they are more resilient to rabies than any other mammal. And they are cleaner than cats or dogs and carry less diseases that them too

I'm not worried in the slightest about her getting mean.

I'm not planning on keeping her as a pet really (but who knows), we just want to get her to where she is healthy and can make it on her own...it's the right thing to do

Ferret pellets...just saw those at the store

In Mexico it's hard to get the things we could in the US..but since we were ranchers for so long, my husband is good with vet work, so he will do the sub q rehydration...if we can find the lactated ringers

CrazyNakedChick · 06-12-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

Yep, we raised a coon too

He was awesome and so smart. From everything I've read about opossums, they are more resilient to rabies than any other mammal. And they are cleaner than cats or dogs and carry less diseases that them too

I'm not worried in the slightest about her getting mean.

I'm not planning on keeping her as a pet really (but who knows), we just want to get her to where she is healthy and can make it on her own...it's the right thing to do

Ferret pellets...just saw those at the store

In Mexico it's hard to get the things we could in the US..but since we were ranchers for so long, my husband is good with vet work, so he will do the sub q rehydration...if we can find the lactated ringers

Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-12-2005, 11:14 AM

My cat would so make that his lunch. lol

dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick

Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both.

We just did the first sub q injection of lactated ringers...hopefully she will perk up in no time

CrazyNakedChick · 06-12-2005, 01:19 PM

With that kind of love and attention, I am sure she will.

*Note to self, if I am ever reincarnated as an orphaned animal make sure I end up between....err, I mean make sure I end up at Lizzie's doorstep. >;-)

hova · 06-12-2005, 01:21 PM

kill the bastard!

Sly · 06-12-2005, 01:23 PM

If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-12-2005, 01:35 PM

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Opossum

The opossum is a very fat animal with a peculiarly flavored meat. It is dressed much as one would dress a suckling pig (page 192), removing the entrails, and, if desired, the head and tail. After it has been dressed, wash thoroughly inside and out with hot water. Cover with cold water to which has been added 1 cup of salt. Allow to stand overnight; in the morning, drain off the salted water and rinse well with clear, boiling water.

'Possum and Sweet 'Taters

1 opossum
Salt
1 quarter water
4 slices of bacon
Bread Stuffing (page 43)
8 small sweet potatoes

Scald possum in lye water and scrape off the hair, taking care not to break the skin. Dress whole, leaving on head and tail. Rub inside and out with salt; let stand in cool place overnight. Place breast-up in roaster, add 1 quart water, place 3 or 4 slices of bacon across breast, cover closely and bake in moderate oven (350 degrees F.) 45 minutes. Fill with Bread Stuffing (page 43) moistened with juice from roaster, surround with sweet potatoes and bake uncovered until very tender and well browned, about 1 hour. Allow 1/3 pound per person.

Stuffing

1 tablespoon butter, 1 large chopped onion, opossum liver (optional), 1 cup break crumbs, chopped red pepper, dash or Worcestershire sauce, 1 hard-cooked egg (chopped fine), salt, water

Melt butter in frying pan and add onion. When it begins to brown, add finely chopped liver of opossum, if desired, and cook until the liver is tender and well done. Add bread crumbs, a little red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, egg, salt and water to moisten. Stuff opossum; sew opening or fasten with skewers. Place in roaster, add 2 tablespoons water and roast in moderate oven (350 F) until very tender and richly browned, about 1 and 1/2 hours. Baste every 15 minutes with drippings. Remove skewers or stitches, and place opossum on heated platter. Skim fat from gravy remaining in pan; serve gravy separately. Serve with baked yams or sweet potatoes. If head has been left intact, place a red apple or a baked sweet potato in the mouth. Serves about 10.

Bon apetit...er I mean appetit,

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dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

Well, getting to the point where she can eat food on her own is a good start and then introducing food that she will find in the jungle area here....

At this point, I just feel like it's the right thing to do and that is just the kind of person I am...

dirtydesignz · 06-12-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Bon apetit...er I mean appetit,

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I'm not a fucking hillbilly ....

SaintElGrouch · 06-12-2005, 01:46 PM

hahahahaha @ opossum n sweet taters

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