ATTN: All Ladies Going to San Diego? (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT)!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 12:46 PM

Since Vanilla cannot make it to SD this time, but I will be there, a couple of the female attendees have offered to send back kisses and love to her via me. Therefore, I wanted to make this offer to all of the GFY ladies? I am willing to sacrifice my time in SD, and am more than happy to bring back kisses, feels, gropes and any other forms physical love from the ladies to Vanilla. Please contact me and let me know the type of love you wish to send, and an approximate amount of time requested, and I will make sure to work all of you into my busy schedule.

chase · 06-11-2005, 12:47 PM

Not necessary...I'll be with Vanilla while you're gone. *grin*

lol, j/k Stewie, lolol

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Not necessary...I'll be with Vanilla while you're gone. *grin*

lol, j/k Stewie, lolol

Sorry... FantasyLand is at Disney.

taibo · 06-11-2005, 12:52 PM

lol nice plug

Vanilla DeVille · 06-11-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Not necessary...I'll be with Vanilla while you're gone. *grin*

lol, j/k Stewie, lolol

Tala · 06-11-2005, 12:53 PM

Trust me, with your busy schedule and mine, there's not enough time to allot for the love I'd be sending her, so I'll just send her a few cheap feels and a kiss.

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Trust me, with your busy schedule and mine, there's not enough time to allot for the love I'd be sending her, so I'll just send her a few cheap feels and a kiss.

I'm sure I can squeeze you in...

chase · 06-11-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

Sorry... FantasyLand is at Disney.

Ouch, that stung.

Disney is only an hour away from me though.

chadglni · 06-11-2005, 01:04 PM

I might send her something if the messenger was better looking. ;)

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I might send her something if the messenger was better looking. ;)

Tala · 06-11-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I might send her something if the messenger was better looking. ;)

chadglni · 06-11-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

As much fun as it would be sending anything to Vanilla I'll wait on a female messenger considering my masculinity.

Tala · 06-11-2005, 01:12 PM

No fan sign for you.

Violetta · 06-11-2005, 01:16 PM

good luck on that stewie!

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

As much fun as it would be sending anything to Vanilla I'll wait on a female messenger considering my masculinity.

I only offered my message services to the females... I knew if I didn't, GiantGnome and Izzz would be all over me.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 01:28 PM

VANILLA IS STAYING HOME ALONE?!?!?!?

Ok people, im going to give it to you straight. I am in Lincoln Nebraska. I can get in my car and leave to Arizona now! The problem is, I do not have a full tank of gas, and zero money(wife gets it all). I do not have an epass cc, but if I know you all will help me get to Vanilla, I will quickly get one.

What do you say good people of GFY? Dig into your pockets and help a fat mans dream come true.

This is a joke. However, if you really want to send me to Vanilla while she is alone, I will seriously consider it.

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

VANILLA IS STAYING HOME ALONE?!?!?!?

Ok people, im going to give it to you straight. I am in Lincoln Nebraska. I can get in my car and leave to Arizona now! The problem is, I do not have a full tank of gas, and zero money(wife gets it all). I do not have an epass cc, but if I know you all will help me get to Vanilla, I will quickly get one.

What do you say good people of GFY? Dig into your pockets and help a fat mans dream come true.

This is a joke. However, if you really want to send me to Vanilla while she is alone, I will seriously consider it.

See my reply to Chase above...

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

See my reply to Chase above...

For fuck sakes! You telling me first I miss out on a cheap feel from Tala, and now I will miss out on a grope from you?

Come on man, Ill even remove the sock from my pants so I can get the full feel!

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I might send her something if the messenger was better looking. ;)

How can anyone resist this??

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

For fuck sakes! You telling me first I miss out on a cheap feel from Tala, and now I will miss out on a grope from you?

Come on man, Ill even remove the sock from my pants so I can get the full feel!

Well, that wouldn't be a "full" feel anymore...

Loryn · 06-11-2005, 01:45 PM

Too bad I am not going, I would ask you to give me a tongue lashings from her, but I don't know how I would be able to give you a tongue lashing to give to her. And no I would not lick your ass! Sorry, girls are one thing but for guys it's just too gay for me I wouldn't be able to respect you after that! (or myself for that matter)

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

Well, that wouldn't be a "full" feel anymore...

oh you are funny! no, really I mean it. you truely are a joker. you should seriously consider doing stand up.

Vanilla DeVille · 06-11-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

How can anyone resist this??

I know I can't!!!

Tala · 06-11-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

oh you are funny! no, really I mean it. you truely are a joker. you should seriously consider doing stand up.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Too bad I am not going, I would ask you to give me a tongue lashings from her, but I don't know how I would be able to give you a tongue lashing to give to her. And no I would not lick your ass! Sorry, girls are one thing but for guys it's just too gay for me I wouldn't be able to respect you after that! (or myself for that matter)

You are staying home too and you want a tongue lashing????????

Ok, you live in California. Stewie is in Arizona.
Hey Stewie? Is Nebraska too far out of your way to pick me up so we can take care of Loryns needs?

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Too bad I am not going, I would ask you to give me a tongue lashings from her, but I don't know how I would be able to give you a tongue lashing to give to her. And no I would not lick your ass! Sorry, girls are one thing but for guys it's just too gay for me I wouldn't be able to respect you after that! (or myself for that matter)

You could catch a quick flight, and I could give you the tongue lashings, and then I would just show Vanilla how I did it on her when I got back.

... and I think I can find other things for your tongue than my ass.

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

oh you are funny! no, really I mean it. you truely are a joker. you should seriously consider doing stand up.

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I know I can't!!!

Sheri Santiago · 06-11-2005, 02:33 PM

All these dancing bananas are freaking me out!!!

Vanilla isn't going? I had plans to stare at her rack poolside!!!!

FilthyRob · 06-11-2005, 02:34 PM

How come no vanilla?

Giorgio_Xo · 06-11-2005, 02:36 PM

Damn bastard!

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago

All these dancing bananas are freaking me out!!!

Vanilla isn't going? I had plans to stare at her rack poolside!!!!

We had sitter problems last minute and couldn't get a replacement.

Loryn · 06-11-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

You could catch a quick flight, and I could give you the tongue lashings, and then I would just show Vanilla how I did it on her when I got back.

... and I think I can find other things for your tongue than my ass.

You always figure it out Stewie, that is why I love you!

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You always figure it out Stewie, that is why I love you!

Vanilla DeVille · 06-11-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago

All these dancing bananas are freaking me out!!!

Vanilla isn't going? I had plans to stare at her rack poolside!!!!

I know, it SUX! I was really looking forward to going. Trust me, I was planning on checking out your new additions at the pool as well!!

Looks like we need another pizza, beer and Grey Goose on the rocks day at my pool!! Clothing optional, of course!!

Stewie · 06-11-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I know, it SUX! I was really looking forward to going. Trust me, I was planning on checking out your new additions at the pool as well!!

Looks like we need another pizza, beer and Grey Goose on the rocks day at my pool!! Clothing optional, of course!!

Sounds like a plan to me... you two girls can bring the fun pool floats.

chase · 06-11-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

See my reply to Chase above...

Come on, man...I'm a chick at least, I should get farther than him!

Seriously though, get to know me a bit and if you felt comfy with me and had sitter issues in the future, you could send the kids to me and I could take them to Disney or something...I have a few kids myself so what's a few more, lol.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Come on, man...I'm a chick at least, I should get farther than him!

Seriously though, get to know me a bit and if you felt comfy with me and had sitter issues in the future, you could send the kids to me and I could take them to Disney or something...I have a few kids myself so what's a few more, lol.

ummmmmmmmmmmm yeah Stewie............ Get to know me more online so you feel comfy sending your kids to me.

Sly · 06-11-2005, 08:36 PM

Would I be eligible if I put on a pink skirt?

chase · 06-11-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

ummmmmmmmmmmm yeah Stewie............ Get to know me more online so you feel comfy sending your kids to me.

Yeah, I guess you're right...I'm just a mom who understands how that babysitter canceling shit goes and was trying to be helpful. Sue me.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Yeah, I guess you're right...I'm just a mom who understands how that babysitter canceling shit goes and was trying to be helpful. Sue me.

yeah and i have been a mr mom for 15 years. big deal. im not about to ship my kids off to someone I ONLY know ONLINE.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 08:48 PM

I oppoligize for making it sound like im flaming you. That was not my intent. I was only pointing out how irresponsible and highly risky that would be.

I do know you meant well.

chase · 06-11-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

yeah and i have been a mr mom for 15 years. big deal. im not about to ship my kids off to someone I ONLY know ONLINE.

OK, man, I didn't say, hey send me your kids tomorrow, for Christ's sakes, did I?. And I didn't say, just get to know me online, did I? I was extending the offer so if they wanted, they COULD get to know me, online, at shows, whatever they were comfortable with. Excuse the hell outta me for trying to make friends and be nice.

Sly · 06-11-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

yeah and i have been a mr mom for 15 years. big deal. im not about to ship my kids off to someone I ONLY know ONLINE.

Dude, relax. I took the statement as an "in jest" comment.

Just because someone says something on a message board doesn't mean you should take it literal and get all Kung-Pow on their ass.

chase · 06-11-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

I oppoligize for making it sound like im flaming you. That was not my intent. I was only pointing out how irresponsible and highly risky that would be.

I do know you meant well.

Ok, point taken-sorry I posted my last post before I saw that. I do understand what you are saying, but I didn't mean it the way it came across, I guess. Apologies all around.

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Ok, point taken-sorry I posted my last post before I saw that. I do understand what you are saying, but I didn't mean it the way it came across, I guess. Apologies all around.

Can we have a group hug with Stewie included and maybe get that grope he was offering?

chase · 06-11-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Can we have a group hug with Stewie included and maybe get that grope he was offering?

I'll grope you if you want me to. *blush*

Spunky · 06-11-2005, 09:01 PM

I have a purty mouth and a nice redhaired wig

GiantGnome · 06-11-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

I'll grope you if you want me to. *blush*

It pains me to say this, but a grope from you would be more action than I have gotten from home lately.

chase · 06-11-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

It pains me to say this, but a grope from you would be more action than I have gotten from home lately.

LOL, I hear you....My ex and I hadn't had anything that could remotely be misconstrued as sex in months before we split up.

Not that you are splitting up or anything, lol, just saying I've been there.

06-11-2005, 12:46 PM	#1
Stewie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In bed with Vanilla Posts: 3,670	ATTN: All Ladies Going to San Diego? (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT)!! Since Vanilla cannot make it to SD this time, but I will be there, a couple of the female attendees have offered to send back kisses and love to her via me. Therefore, I wanted to make this offer to all of the GFY ladies? I am willing to sacrifice my time in SD, and am more than happy to bring back kisses, feels, gropes and any other forms physical love from the ladies to Vanilla. Please contact me and let me know the type of love you wish to send, and an approximate amount of time requested, and I will make sure to work all of you into my busy schedule.

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