ATTN: All Ladies Going to San Diego? (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT)!!
 

Since Vanilla cannot make it to SD this time, but I will be there, a couple of the female attendees have offered to send back kisses and love to her via me. Therefore, I wanted to make this offer to all of the GFY ladies? I am willing to sacrifice my time in SD, and am more than happy to bring back kisses, feels, gropes and any other forms physical love from the ladies to Vanilla. Please contact me and let me know the type of love you wish to send, and an approximate amount of time requested, and I will make sure to work all of you into my busy schedule. :Graucho

Not necessary...I'll be with Vanilla while you're gone. *grin*



lol, j/k Stewie, lolol

Sorry... FantasyLand is at Disney. :winkwink:

lol nice plug

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Trust me, with your busy schedule and mine, there's not enough time to allot for the love I'd be sending her, so I'll just send her a few cheap feels and a kiss.

I'm sure I can squeeze you in... :winkwink:

Ouch, that stung. :Oh crap

Disney is only an hour away from me though. :upsidedow

I might send her something if the messenger was better looking. ;)

:Oh crap

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As much fun as it would be sending anything to Vanilla I'll wait on a female messenger considering my masculinity. :upsidedow

No fan sign for you.

good luck on that stewie! :thumbsup

I only offered my message services to the females... I knew if I didn't, GiantGnome and Izzz would be all over me.

VANILLA IS STAYING HOME ALONE?!?!?!?

Ok people, im going to give it to you straight. I am in Lincoln Nebraska. I can get in my car and leave to Arizona now! The problem is, I do not have a full tank of gas, and zero money(wife gets it all). I do not have an epass cc, but if I know you all will help me get to Vanilla, I will quickly get one.

What do you say good people of GFY? Dig into your pockets and help a fat mans dream come true. :winkwink:






This is a joke. However, if you really want to send me to Vanilla while she is alone, I will seriously consider it.

See my reply to Chase above... :winkwink:

For fuck sakes! You telling me first I miss out on a cheap feel from Tala, and now I will miss out on a grope from you?

Come on man, Ill even remove the sock from my pants so I can get the full feel! :Oh crap

How can anyone resist this??

http://www.pornmonkeycash.com/images/bananastewie.gif

:pimp

Well, that wouldn't be a "full" feel anymore...

Too bad I am not going, I would ask you to give me a tongue lashings from her, but I don't know how I would be able to give you a tongue lashing to give to her. And no I would not lick your ass! Sorry, girls are one thing but for guys it's just too gay for me I wouldn't be able to respect you after that! (or myself for that matter) :1orglaugh

oh you are funny! no, really I mean it. you truely are a joker. you should seriously consider doing stand up.:action-sm :moon :thefinger :Kissmy

I know I can't!!! :winkwink:

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You are staying home too and you want a tongue lashing????????

Ok, you live in California. Stewie is in Arizona.
Hey Stewie? Is Nebraska too far out of your way to pick me up so we can take care of Loryns needs?

You could catch a quick flight, and I could give you the tongue lashings, and then I would just show Vanilla how I did it on her when I got back. :winkwink:

... and I think I can find other things for your tongue than my ass. :pimp

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All these dancing bananas are freaking me out!!!

Vanilla isn't going? I had plans to stare at her rack poolside!!!!

How come no vanilla?

Damn bastard!

We had sitter problems last minute and couldn't get a replacement. :(

You always figure it out Stewie, that is why I love you! :1orglaugh

:Graucho

I know, it SUX! I was really looking forward to going. Trust me, I was planning on checking out your new additions at the pool as well!! :winkwink:

Looks like we need another pizza, beer and Grey Goose on the rocks day at my pool!! Clothing optional, of course!! :winkwink:

Sounds like a plan to me... you two girls can bring the fun pool floats. :winkwink:

Come on, man...I'm a chick at least, I should get farther than him! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously though, get to know me a bit and if you felt comfy with me and had sitter issues in the future, you could send the kids to me and I could take them to Disney or something...I have a few kids myself so what's a few more, lol.

ummmmmmmmmmmm yeah Stewie............ Get to know me more online so you feel comfy sending your kids to me. :eek7

Would I be eligible if I put on a pink skirt?

Yeah, I guess you're right...I'm just a mom who understands how that babysitter canceling shit goes and was trying to be helpful. Sue me. :upsidedow

yeah and i have been a mr mom for 15 years. big deal. im not about to ship my kids off to someone I ONLY know ONLINE.

I oppoligize for making it sound like im flaming you. That was not my intent. I was only pointing out how irresponsible and highly risky that would be.


I do know you meant well.

OK, man, I didn't say, hey send me your kids tomorrow, for Christ's sakes, did I?. And I didn't say, just get to know me online, did I? I was extending the offer so if they wanted, they COULD get to know me, online, at shows, whatever they were comfortable with. Excuse the hell outta me for trying to make friends and be nice.

Dude, relax. I took the statement as an "in jest" comment.

Just because someone says something on a message board doesn't mean you should take it literal and get all Kung-Pow on their ass.

Ok, point taken-sorry I posted my last post before I saw that. I do understand what you are saying, but I didn't mean it the way it came across, I guess. Apologies all around.

Can we have a group hug with Stewie included and maybe get that grope he was offering?

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I'll grope you if you want me to. *blush*

I have a purty mouth and a nice redhaired wig
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/uglylucker20.jpg

It pains me to say this, but a grope from you would be more action than I have gotten from home lately. :Oh crap

LOL, I hear you....My ex and I hadn't had anything that could remotely be misconstrued as sex in months before we split up.

Not that you are splitting up or anything, lol, just saying I've been there.