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![]() I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard
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sorry to say, but you got moquitowned
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OUCH.... that sucks......
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lol....that's itchy bitchy!
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bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe
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new niche?
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uh oh, i see tiny dick jokes coming...
so small a mosquito could suck it |
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Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.
Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D
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damn that sucks!
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A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!
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guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."
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^^^ lol
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This is great!!! Now, get in the car, and go look for the hottest woman thatyou can can find working at a pharmacy, and tell her what happened. Dont forget to take the video camera.
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hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway?
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sometimes.... life just sucks like that
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so, sorry, julius --
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sucks yo
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if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.
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Had you thought to piss into the wind, you might've drowned the mosquito.
Next time THINK :D
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i guess you secretley did enjoy the mosquito taking a good lick before biting you
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least it was only a mosquito and not a huge horsefly or some shit like that.
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What are you snooring
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ouch man that would suck.
i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol |
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It could be worse. My aunt was getting new carpet yesterday and my cousin's 4 year old little boy flung the bathroom door wide open while I was peeing, with 3 carpet guys standing directly on the other side. The little asshole even ran off without shutting the door and one of the carpet guys had to actually reach in and close it.
All while I'm sitting there peeing.
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that's some funny shit!!
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Sandy is a sweet lady, I'm sure she will take care of you. ; )
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pics?.......
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Its ok JFK youll feel better
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Sorry to hear your dick got sucked...
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