So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....

**sonofsam** · 06-08-2005, 04:15 PM

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

**Ice** · 06-08-2005, 04:31 PM

OUCH.... that sucks......

**JFK** · 06-08-2005, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by iceicebaby

OUCH.... that sucks......

No the mosquito sucked, I just itch

**sniperwolf** · 06-08-2005, 04:35 PM

lol....that's itchy bitchy!

**Kiwigirl** · 06-08-2005, 04:37 PM

bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

**chemicaleyes** · 06-08-2005, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by JFK

No the mosquito sucked, I just itch

lol

**JFK** · 06-08-2005, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Kiwigirl

bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

she said NO WAY............I'm not getting sloppy seconds

**eamedia** · 06-08-2005, 04:44 PM

new niche?

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 04:47 PM

uh oh, i see tiny dick jokes coming...
so small a mosquito could suck it

**CDSmith** · 06-08-2005, 04:48 PM

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

**Machete_** · 06-08-2005, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

**JFK** · 06-08-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

thanks for the advice CD

**Penthouse Tony** · 06-08-2005, 05:07 PM

damn that sucks!

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 06-08-2005, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

teach me what exactly.... he knows perfectly well that I don't stand second in line to anybody, including insects

**CDSmith** · 06-08-2005, 06:10 PM

A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!

**baddog** · 06-08-2005, 06:10 PM

guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

**baddog** · 06-08-2005, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!

A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock.

**JFK** · 06-08-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by baddog

guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side?

**BukkakeBrown** · 06-08-2005, 06:12 PM

^^^ lol

**pornguy** · 06-08-2005, 06:13 PM

This is great!!! Now, get in the car, and go look for the hottest woman thatyou can can find working at a pharmacy, and tell her what happened. Dont forget to take the video camera.

**Kiwigirl** · 06-08-2005, 06:13 PM

hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway?

I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 06-08-2005, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by JFK

Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something

it's a good thing I love you soooo much cause I believe you when thousands wouldn't

Ya gotta admit it sounds like a pretty fishy story...maybe you should just stick to using the bathroom during mosquito season

**JFK** · 06-08-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Kiwigirl

hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway?

I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

Just being one with nature.............as far as I know only the female skeeters Bite..... I didnt see if this was a Gay male

**baddog** · 06-08-2005, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by JFK

what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side?

Not at all, just trying to interpret the moral to the story.

**CDSmith** · 06-08-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by baddog

A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock.

Then there's that, yes. :D

**sicone** · 06-08-2005, 06:20 PM

sometimes.... life just sucks like that

**2HousePlague** · 06-08-2005, 06:23 PM

so, sorry, julius -- -- will the loss of blood volume affect the size of your erection, you think -- ? -- now THAT would suck -- !

j-

**Mrs F.U.B.A.R.** · 06-08-2005, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by baddog

A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock.

I was busy trying to keep the ducks from biting his ass

**tungsten** · 06-08-2005, 06:24 PM

sucks yo

**sumphatpimp** · 06-08-2005, 06:25 PM

if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.

**StickyGreen** · 06-08-2005, 06:28 PM

Originally posted by JFK

I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard

Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something

**CDSmith** · 06-08-2005, 06:31 PM

Had you thought to piss into the wind, you might've drowned the mosquito.

Next time THINK :D

**TexasDreams** · 06-08-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

Bahahahahahaha!!! That needs a pic!

**Spankys Teens** · 06-08-2005, 07:10 PM

i guess you secretley did enjoy the mosquito taking a good lick before biting you

**Wiggles** · 06-08-2005, 07:49 PM

least it was only a mosquito and not a huge horsefly or some shit like that.

**Semi-Retired-Dave** · 06-08-2005, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by JFK

I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard

Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something

No Luck, sorry buddy.
Please let us know if you're story worked.

**squeezeboobs** · 06-08-2005, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by JFK

I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard

Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something

prove it. Let's see the bump.

**Salvar** · 06-08-2005, 07:57 PM

What are you snooring

**Phoenix** · 06-08-2005, 07:58 PM

ouch man that would suck.

i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol

**Holly** · 06-08-2005, 07:59 PM

It could be worse. My aunt was getting new carpet yesterday and my cousin's 4 year old little boy flung the bathroom door wide open while I was peeing, with 3 carpet guys standing directly on the other side. The little asshole even ran off without shutting the door and one of the carpet guys had to actually reach in and close it.

All while I'm sitting there peeing.

**DaisyDuke** · 06-08-2005, 08:00 PM

that's some funny shit!!

**Plugin Feeds K** · 06-08-2005, 08:08 PM

Sandy is a sweet lady, I'm sure she will take care of you. ; )

**xclusive** · 06-08-2005, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by TexasDreams

Bahahahahahaha!!! That needs a pic!

lol sorry JFK but this is funny

**pr0** · 06-08-2005, 08:55 PM

pics?.......

**Pete-KT** · 06-08-2005, 08:59 PM

Its ok JFK youll feel better

**Wizzo** · 06-08-2005, 09:01 PM

Sorry to hear your dick got sucked...

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Holly

It could be worse. My aunt was getting new carpet yesterday and my cousin's 4 year old little boy flung the bathroom door wide open while I was peeing, with 3 carpet guys standing directly on the other side. The little asshole even ran off without shutting the door and one of the carpet guys had to actually reach in and close it.

All while I'm sitting there peeing.

Oh, girl, I feel for ya!

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Phoenix

ouch man that would suck.

i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol

Ouch-I don't even have nuts and the thought of that just sends bad shivers up my spine.

**JFK** · 06-09-2005, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.

I keep trying to get get in , but they tell me, dont call us we'll call you

How much are you making there btw ? I want to aspire to something great when I grow up

So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....

So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....

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