So I was out in the back yard overlooking the creek, having a piss.....
 

I am lost in the sunset and the sweet relief . One with nature, when all of a sudden this mosquito bites my cock..........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing blood sucking cocksucker, it itches like a bastard :disgust Now the wifey will likely think I have the crabs or something :Oh crap

sorry to say, but you got moquitowned

OUCH.... that sucks......

No the mosquito sucked, I just itch :helpme

lol....that's itchy bitchy!

bugger.....get the wife to suck out the poison.hehehe

:1orglaugh lol

she said NO WAY............I'm not getting sloppy seconds :(

new niche?

uh oh, i see tiny dick jokes coming...
so small a mosquito could suck it

Now I bet you wish you had some of that Afterbite stuff.

Jack off with calamine lotion for a few days, that'll teach the wife :D

:1orglaugh :) :pimp

thanks for the advice CD :upsidedow

damn that sucks!

teach me what exactly.... he knows perfectly well that I don't stand second in line to anybody, including insects :1orglaugh

A good wife would've got busy and sucked out that poison dammit!!

guess that is Mother Nature's way of saying. "don't piss on me."

A really good wife would not have allowed the skeeter anywhere near his cock. :1orglaugh

what????????????? You're on the mosquitoes side? :helpme

^^^ lol

This is great!!! Now, get in the car, and go look for the hottest woman thatyou can can find working at a pharmacy, and tell her what happened. Dont forget to take the video camera.

hahaha.....too funny! what the heck ya doing flopping it out for all those bugs to feed on anyway? :) I have a question.....what would it mean if it was a male mosquito? LOL

it's a good thing I love you soooo much cause I believe you when thousands wouldn't :1orglaugh
Ya gotta admit it sounds like a pretty fishy story...maybe you should just stick to using the bathroom during mosquito season :thumbsup

Just being one with nature.............as far as I know only the female skeeters Bite..... I didnt see if this was a Gay male :Oh crap

Not at all, just trying to interpret the moral to the story.

Then there's that, yes. :D

sometimes.... life just sucks like that

so, sorry, julius -- :( -- will the loss of blood volume affect the size of your erection, you think -- ? -- now THAT would suck -- !








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I was busy trying to keep the ducks from biting his ass :Oh crap

sucks yo

if you was working the drive-thru window at McD's, you could afford indoor plumbing by now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Had you thought to piss into the wind, you might've drowned the mosquito.


Next time THINK :D

Bahahahahahaha!!! That needs a pic! :1orglaugh

i guess you secretley did enjoy the mosquito taking a good lick before biting you

least it was only a mosquito and not a huge horsefly or some shit like that.

No Luck, sorry buddy.
Please let us know if you're story worked. :1orglaugh

prove it. Let's see the bump.

What are you snooring

ouch man that would suck.

i got the skin on my nuts caught in my zipper once..it was only like a millimeter of skin caught, and i backed it up. However i've never made that mistake again..i doubt you will either..lol

It could be worse. My aunt was getting new carpet yesterday and my cousin's 4 year old little boy flung the bathroom door wide open while I was peeing, with 3 carpet guys standing directly on the other side. The little asshole even ran off without shutting the door and one of the carpet guys had to actually reach in and close it.

All while I'm sitting there peeing.

that's some funny shit!!

Sandy is a sweet lady, I'm sure she will take care of you. ; )

lol sorry JFK but this is funny

pics?.......

Its ok JFK youll feel better:)

Sorry to hear your dick got sucked... :pimp

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Oh, girl, I feel for ya!

Ouch-I don't even have nuts and the thought of that just sends bad shivers up my spine.

I keep trying to get get in , but they tell me, dont call us we'll call you :Oh crap How much are you making there btw ? I want to aspire to something great when I grow up :pimp