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06-09-2005, 02:40 AM
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My ex girlfriend's fiance found our sex tape
So I get a call from my ex girlfriend whom I dated for almost 3 years. She hasn't called me in over 2 months. She is crying and explains that her fiance who she is set to marry on July 12th was snooping through her things and found our sex tape... and watched it
 . I feel bad for her because she needed a rich sap like this guy to support her unrealistic expectations and high maintenence lifestyle. She says he hasn't called her in 2 days and she is worried he is gonna ask for the ring back. I feel bad for him becuase he saw my prick and I'd bet my life savings he doesn't measure up. I told her to say it was a huge mistake and she regretted it. Hopefully this guy won't dump her. he is worth millions and that bitch owes me 7k!!!  |
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06-09-2005, 02:42 AM
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tell her to give you the 7k or you will show him more pics of you nailing her
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06-09-2005, 02:48 AM
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06-09-2005, 02:55 AM
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haha sweet
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06-09-2005, 02:58 AM
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that's funny.. I would have taken the xxx videos in the split up. :D
Good luck getting money out of an ex too btw. |
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06-09-2005, 02:58 AM
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lol.....
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06-09-2005, 02:59 AM
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hahaha good luck
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06-09-2005, 02:59 AM
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He'd be a moron to dump her over a sex tape. Could he have possibly imagined her NOT having had sex with another man? So he sees a tape with his girl getting fucked. He needs to get a life, and realize that people have a past that's different from their present.
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06-09-2005, 03:00 AM
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Hahahah! That sucks. :X
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06-09-2005, 03:01 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:06 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:11 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:15 AM
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I hope he doesn't find my tape of us in her belongings.
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06-09-2005, 03:18 AM
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if i was rich like that with millions and millions and i found a sex tape of my current chick, i'd drop her ass in a second.
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06-09-2005, 03:26 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:26 AM
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But women are entirely different than men. Past girlfriends have been jeleous of my porn collection on my machine. I've had girls tell me it's okay to have some porn, but not 60 gigs. Well, what's the difference between just a little bit, and alot? Where does one draw the line? The point is women are jeleous creatures, and men are visual creatures that can appreciate visual stimulation for it's face value - visual stimulation. Women seem to assume that equates to emotional stimulation. |
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06-09-2005, 03:31 AM
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reminds me of something that went on with my ex... we were laying down, playing around with each other when i heard something come from one of the stuffed animals... i figured out which one it was, and it was a stuffed animal from her ex saying "i miss you baby" ... yes it actually spoke.
i cared for like 10 seconds, then i realized who was tappin that ass every night and soon forgot about it. and i never saw that bear again. stupid build-a-bears |
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06-09-2005, 03:32 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:34 AM
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ohh...i feel bad for the girl, she should have thrown that sex tape after the split up.
his fiance might have higher chances of bringing the ring back, but hope everything will turn back to normal
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06-09-2005, 03:36 AM
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3 months? she should take this as a sign and get out now
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06-09-2005, 03:43 AM
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Something seems quite strange here..
3 months and he hasn't fucked her yet is insane. Even more stupid for him to pop the question without sampling the merchandise first??! Could be a possibility that this gold-digger was playing him and saying that she won't have sex before marriage - just so she could get her hands on his loot. Then of course, seeing a tape of his 'sweet innocent little angel' fucking and sucking might just freak him out a little...
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06-09-2005, 03:46 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:51 AM
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Then he is an idiot. I hope he has a friend to wise him up. She can't be that hot, to marry that quickly. |
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06-09-2005, 03:53 AM
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06-09-2005, 03:58 AM
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06-09-2005, 04:19 AM
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LoL......
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06-09-2005, 04:22 AM
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he was probably shocked to find out she's not a virgin anymore
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06-09-2005, 05:56 AM
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damn that's a funny story eventhough i understand that this can cause her fiance to blow off everything.
hmmmmm, on the other hand there should be no prob....i guess he new he wan't marrying a virgin it will work out my man.... |
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06-09-2005, 05:57 AM
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Hopefully the tape was REALLY kinky and he is worried that he will never be able to perform the sexual acrobatics you did with his sweetie.
If he proposed after 3 months without banging her he needed this wake up call. Maybe he will wise up and fuck some girls before trying to marry one.
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06-09-2005, 06:04 AM
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He isn't talking to her because of something from her past? Lame.
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06-09-2005, 06:08 AM
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wonder if the guy wanked over it?
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06-09-2005, 06:09 AM
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Him finding the tape was probably the best thing which would have ever happened to him. Hopefully he sees the light and runs from the greedy money hungry whore and never looks back.
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06-09-2005, 06:24 AM
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thread useless without videos
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06-09-2005, 06:24 AM
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Well she fucked up then. She should of got rid of the tape or put it in a safety deposit box. She is going to be kicking herself when he does not come back her. You going to post a link to the tape?
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06-09-2005, 06:29 AM
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Sounds like he is pretty self-conscious about his tool, I bet he has a small wang.
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06-09-2005, 06:32 AM
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Something is slightly off kilter in this story ;0
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06-09-2005, 06:42 AM
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bullshit.. its made up.... the story is to flat to be real
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06-09-2005, 07:17 AM
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Sounds to me like a really twisted Dr. Phil episode....
She wants to marry his money, not him. He is either the king of all dorks or gay and needs a babe to marry him and get his family off his back...... Why wouldnt he want to tap it........ |
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06-09-2005, 07:19 AM
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Something like that happened to me a few years ago. An ex-girlfriend walked in on her boyfriend jacking off and watching the tape her and I had made a year earlier.
It made things uncomfortable for me whenever I ran into the guy. |
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Whenever I meet someone new, I immediately give him copies of all my previous sex tapes. I've found it to be a time saver for both of us.
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I wonder if he rubbed one out when he was watching the tape?
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