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Old 06-09-2005, 02:40 AM  
xNetworx
So Fucking What
 
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My ex girlfriend's fiance found our sex tape

So I get a call from my ex girlfriend whom I dated for almost 3 years. She hasn't called me in over 2 months. She is crying and explains that her fiance who she is set to marry on July 12th was snooping through her things and found our sex tape... and watched it . I feel bad for her because she needed a rich sap like this guy to support her unrealistic expectations and high maintenence lifestyle. She says he hasn't called her in 2 days and she is worried he is gonna ask for the ring back. I feel bad for him becuase he saw my prick and I'd bet my life savings he doesn't measure up. I told her to say it was a huge mistake and she regretted it. Hopefully this guy won't dump her. he is worth millions and that bitch owes me 7k!!!
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