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Old 06-08-2005, 02:08 PM   #1
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:09 PM   #2
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:09 PM   #3
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:10 PM   #4
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i'll have to remember that one.
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:11 PM   #5
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:12 PM   #6
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Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that damn good!!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:13 PM   #7
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How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM   #8
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What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me
I like that one!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM   #9
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How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me

0% success chance with a nice girl



10% success chance with Fat chicks
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:16 PM   #10
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:18 PM   #11
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These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

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Old 06-08-2005, 02:21 PM   #12
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I like those odds!
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:24 PM   #13
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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I fall for that every time.
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:25 PM   #14
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I like those odds!

since you live in toronto, you have no choice



the nice girls are here, in montreal
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:29 PM   #15
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What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me
i like this one...
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:31 PM   #16
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I fall for that every time.
They all do
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:34 PM   #17
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0% success chance with a nice girl



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does that mean a 5% chance with a nice fat chick?
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:36 PM   #18
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:37 PM   #19
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:37 PM   #20
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Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that damn good!!!
Nice joke but your sig joke nclpimp is so god damn bad....
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:42 PM   #21
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simply put

Want to get some pizza and then go fuck!


What! you don't like pizza........
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:50 PM   #22
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:53 PM   #23
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We must meet

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Old 06-08-2005, 03:14 PM   #24
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girl you so fine if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

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Old 06-08-2005, 03:14 PM   #25
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Damn that's funny
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:41 PM   #26
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:52 PM   #27
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1. "help, the CIA want my dick!! I need somewhere to hide it!" she (should say) "how can i help"

2. "fancy going halfer's on a bastard?" simple and short but works!

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Old 06-08-2005, 03:53 PM   #28
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One that our camera guy uses as a joke and ALWAYS works:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

The girl always smiles ...

Then our favorite around this office is:

Are those your space pants?
Because your ass looks out of this world!


xoxoxox,
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:54 PM   #29
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WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:55 PM   #30
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What! you don't like pizza........

OMG... LMAO!
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Old 06-08-2005, 04:00 PM   #32
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One that our camera guy uses as a joke and ALWAYS works:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

The girl always smiles ...

Then our favorite around this office is:

Are those your space pants?
Because your ass looks out of this world!


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Old 06-08-2005, 05:30 PM   #34
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This has to be best line ever.

Last time we had this same topic someone posted:


You know, I work with several hot models every day, But none of them have as much natural beauty as you do....





Props for the original poster.....
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Old 06-08-2005, 05:37 PM   #35
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You know, I work with several hot models every day, But none of them have as much natural beauty as you do....
somehow the sucking up lines are kinda lame, chicks dig humor
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Ground up and in the freezer..
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Those jeans look nice.. they'd look better on the floor next to my bed
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:28 PM   #45
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