Originally Posted by buck naked

These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

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