#1 Pickup line of all time

**chemicaleyes** · 06-08-2005, 01:09 PM

lol

**BukkakeBrown** · 06-08-2005, 01:09 PM

I like my women how I like my groceries.... motionless in the back of my car

**smack** · 06-08-2005, 01:10 PM

i'll have to remember that one.

**dasexi1** · 06-08-2005, 01:11 PM

**nclpimp** · 06-08-2005, 01:12 PM

Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that damn good!!!

**Nader** · 06-08-2005, 01:13 PM

How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me

**Donny** · 06-08-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader

How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me

I like that one!!

**Thrawn$** · 06-08-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader

How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me

0% success chance with a nice girl

10% success chance with Fat chicks

**tical** · 06-08-2005, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Thrawn$

0% success chance with a nice girl

10% success chance with Fat chicks

hahahahaha

**buck naked** · 06-08-2005, 01:18 PM

These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

For more funny pickup lines: http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpages/pickuplines.html

**Platinum Adam** · 06-08-2005, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Thrawn$

10% success chance with Fat chicks

I like those odds!

**Holly** · 06-08-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I fall for that every time.

**Thrawn$** · 06-08-2005, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by Platinum Adam

I like those odds!

since you live in toronto, you have no choice

the nice girls are here, in montreal

**LittleSassy** · 06-08-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by NichePay_Nader

How about this one:

What's a nice girls like you, doing in a nice place like this, without a nice guy like me

i like this one...

**Snake Doctor** · 06-08-2005, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Holly

I fall for that every time.

They all do

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Thrawn$

0% success chance with a nice girl

10% success chance with Fat chicks

does that mean a 5% chance with a nice fat chick?

**Manowar** · 06-08-2005, 01:36 PM

**IwantU Bryan** · 06-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Jajaj

, good ones

**polle54** · 06-08-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by nclpimp

Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that damn good!!!

Nice joke but your sig joke nclpimp is so god damn bad....

**Bird** · 06-08-2005, 01:42 PM

simply put

Want to get some pizza and then go fuck!

What! you don't like pizza........

**vicki** · 06-08-2005, 01:50 PM

In Texas : "Nice ass, gittin th truck" lol

**DutchTeenCash** · 06-08-2005, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by vicki

In Texas : "Nice ass, gittin th truck" lol

We must meet

NB damn youre a scale too

**taibo** · 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM

girl you so fine if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

guaranteed pussy!

**FilthyRob** · 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Damn that's funny

**vicki** · 06-08-2005, 02:41 PM

thinkx - lol never know ;)

**juve20** · 06-08-2005, 02:52 PM

1. "help, the CIA want my dick!! I need somewhere to hide it!" she (should say) "how can i help"

2. "fancy going halfer's on a bastard?" simple and short but works!

tony

**MeganS** · 06-08-2005, 02:53 PM

One that our camera guy uses as a joke and ALWAYS works:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

The girl always smiles ...

Then our favorite around this office is:

Are those your space pants?
Because your ass looks out of this world!

xoxoxox,
Megan

**Aly** · 06-08-2005, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

WAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!

**tranza** · 06-08-2005, 02:55 PM

Hahahahahaha... Awesome!

**Aly** · 06-08-2005, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Rutantric

Want to get some pizza and then go fuck!

What! you don't like pizza........

OMG... LMAO!

**MandyBlake** · 06-08-2005, 03:00 PM

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

**sniperwolf** · 06-08-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by SWorldMegan

One that our camera guy uses as a joke and ALWAYS works:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

The girl always smiles ...

Then our favorite around this office is:

Are those your space pants?
Because your ass looks out of this world!

xoxoxox,
Megan

wahahaha...very funny thread.. you guys are hilarious

**Bird** · 06-08-2005, 04:30 PM

This has to be best line ever.

Last time we had this same topic someone posted:

You know, I work with several hot models every day, But none of them have as much natural beauty as you do....

Props for the original poster.....

**nico-t** · 06-08-2005, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Rutantric

Last time we had this same topic someone posted:

You know, I work with several hot models every day, But none of them have as much natural beauty as you do....

somehow the sucking up lines are kinda lame, chicks dig humor

**bubby** · 06-08-2005, 05:09 PM

i like my women like my coffee

Ground up and in the freezer..

**fusionx** · 06-08-2005, 05:59 PM

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Mind if I do?

**Mrs. Lenny2** · 06-08-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by MandyBlake

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

uhhh......yes

**RRRED** · 06-08-2005, 06:07 PM

Those jeans look nice.. they'd look better on the floor next to my bed

**bllott** · 06-08-2005, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by BukkakeBrown

I like my women how I like my groceries.... motionless in the back of my car

**CDSmith** · 06-08-2005, 06:16 PM

You are what you eat. I could be you by morning. :D

BV · 06-08-2005, 06:24 PM

I always say: Do you have Itallian in you? and when she says no I say: Want some?

**tungsten** · 06-08-2005, 06:26 PM

reminds me of the corona light commercial

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 06:27 PM

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

**Kevsh** · 06-08-2005, 06:28 PM

I stand to inherit $1 million if I get married by Saturday. Can I get you a drink?

**chase** · 06-08-2005, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by BV

I always say: Do you have Itallian in you? and when she says no I say: Want some?

Haha, my ex tried that one

**woj** · 06-08-2005, 06:30 PM

heh

**Spunky** · 06-08-2005, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by buck naked

These are better:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Hey hon, wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, only down under."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants."

For more funny pickup lines: http://www.askbucknaked.com/topicpages/pickuplines.html

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

**fris** · 06-08-2005, 07:50 PM

you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends

**LBBV** · 06-08-2005, 08:37 PM

Do you want to fuck, or do I owe you an apology?

#1 Pickup line of all time

#1 Pickup line of all time

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