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SHIT my 12 y.o son just ...
This is what he told me out of the blue:
C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/ What the fuck ?? ![]() I didn't know what to say ... ![]() |
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I just told him that porn is an adult thing, and I am an adult, so I am free to look at it/work on it all I want. |
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![]() oh man shit really happens. my nephew & niece even called me a pornstar when they found out. they even discuss with me different niches....WTF? how the hell do they know that?!!!? we, with their mom discuss it objectively & educationally so they wont find it offensive. |
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this is sad
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This happend to us when our youngest was 12. We told her, some people like looking at porn, some people don't. I look at porn sometimes hunny. Just do me a favor and don't tell anybody, because some people really hat other people who look at porn. And you don't want people to hate us do you?
This worked ... that was years ago. Now all the kids know what we do. My 24 year old son approves TGP's for me in the summer for some extra money.. So you never know. He might become the next mighty webmaster in 6 years Just raise them open minded, we always did. We always made sure they knew how we felt regarding politics, free speech, censor ship etc. I think they all turned out ok. Don't care if they are gay or straight. Are not blinded by the news. My oldest (24) has been following our conversation while he is here on vacation and asked me the other day "What are you guys going to do regarding all the new laws" I gave him a stack of Model Releases, and told him to itemize them, put them in folders, date them and add the URL" LOL So hang in there, you will be fine.. ![]()
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now just imagine what he's doing when the computer is free
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I gotta move my computer out of the den...I have 2 small kids
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omg! i have to think what am i gonna say when my mom find out im on the adult biz....
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"Mom, aren't you happy I don't need help from you anymore? Well, you can't say porn is all bad now, can you?" |
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Well to be honnest, this was not the first time he (my son) mentioned about porn.
Some month's ago he asked his mom (my wife lol) if she knew that I hided pornmovies on the wardrobe in the master bedroom. That fucking wardrobe is 8 feet high ![]() Sometimes I think they know WAAAY more then what we think ![]() hehe ![]() |
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They certainly do-especially at that age. I think I was 7 or so when I found my best friend's dad's Playboys, but I'm a girl, and they say girls mature faster, haha. |
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Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually.
Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer. Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL ![]() All kind of things go thru my head at that time ![]() Hahahahaha ![]() |
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LOL, that's funny
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kids are more smarter then we think.... they now evrithing
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Sounds like it's time for you to have a little talk with him. He'll respect you for your honesty.
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I have to aggree with stiffie just be honest with your kids I have found with my son 7 and my niece 18 that if you tell kids the truth it is no big deal but when you him and haw about the questions that they ask they tend to think that you are hiding things from them and they will ask 10 times the questions...
I also believe in teaching them as much about the body and their "parts" as soon as you can to avoid the whole kissing gets you pregnant story just my 2 cents |
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LOL, well they already know how babies are made ... believe me ![]() We always wanted to raise them as open minded as possible. But there is a real difference between explaining how babies are made and explaining why that woman is doing a sandwich while she has a dick in her mouth from a third guy ... (pics on the back of the DVD's he found in our bedroom) Well, maybe "please ask mammy because I have a lot of work to do" is also a good option ![]() hahahahaha ![]() |
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damn that must be awkward, well time to shop him the ropes of the business ;)
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At 12 i don't think it's a big deal. Most kids that age have seen it.
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Kids today have it too easy. When I was 12 the only way to get porn was to find it down by the railroad tracks.
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I have a 12 year old brother. He very well knows i look at porn. If he asks me "C'mon dude I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore."
I will tell him to stfu and say 'why you dont look at porn? What are you gay?' Then he comes kicks me in the nuts, i kick him back in the nuts, he will cry and i take him to get a ps2 game - done deal. Some times he and his friend be on my computer right. And some one accident goes in to the bookmark section and i hear "HOLT SHIT, WTF IS THAT?".. ![]() |
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my kids have always known what i do and they know i do it to help pay the bills. theyre ok with it because they know im helping mom.
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hahahah u have been caught!
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thats not so good. =\ be carefull next time even more .. haha
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LOL.
I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house. At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude. Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it. I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed. I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood. So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle. The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts. ![]() You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING. |
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u are fucked.
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and this helps our business how by you posting it here, where the opposition obviously reads this board? gees. think before you hit enter. you basically just told them you've exposed a minor to it, inadvertantly or not. not trying to be a cocksucker to you, but not what this industry needs at this point. |
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i would have said "please go do your homework"
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uh huh. Thats what she wants you to believe.
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First of all maybe you didn't noticed yet, 80% of all other post at GFY is about nothing, completly bullshit posts. This is something that could happen any of us PERIOD, ... I didn't exposed my son to anything ... DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND MY WORDS. ![]() Please crawl back where you came from dude, ![]() |
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when my 13 year old son and 7 year old daughter found out that I worked in the adult biz I just beat them senseless and locked them both in the basement with the rats making tgp galleries for 8 hours a day.
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Hehe, lots of nice story in this thread !
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hehe,
I remember finding my fathers playboy ect under the bed when i was 5. Now, these magazines were under the bed pushed in the back and way against the wall. Me being curious reached through the bed posts grabed one and looked at it haha.. I remember comming back sometime in the future to see if they were still there and they were gone.. hahaha |
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