LOL.
I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house.
At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude.
Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it.
I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed.
I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood.
So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "
mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle.
The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "
HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts.
You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING.