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Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 08:01 AM

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ??

I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

chase · 06-07-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ??

I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

I have an 11yo son and he did the same thing to me a few weeks ago.

I just told him that porn is an adult thing, and I am an adult, so I am free to look at it/work on it all I want.

tony286 · 06-07-2005, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

I have an 11yo son and he did the same thing to me a few weeks ago.

I just told him that porn is an adult thing, and I am an adult, so I am free to look at it/work on it all I want.

Thats a very good response

alexg · 06-07-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

haha great comeback

flirty · 06-07-2005, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ??

I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

ROFLMAO

oh man shit really happens. my nephew & niece even called me a pornstar when they found out. they even discuss with me different niches....WTF? how the hell do they know that?!!!? we, with their mom discuss it objectively & educationally so they wont find it offensive.

HarrytheNazi · 06-07-2005, 08:22 AM

this is sad

steffie · 06-07-2005, 08:24 AM

This happend to us when our youngest was 12. We told her, some people like looking at porn, some people don't. I look at porn sometimes hunny. Just do me a favor and don't tell anybody, because some people really hat other people who look at porn. And you don't want people to hate us do you?

This worked ... that was years ago. Now all the kids know what we do. My 24 year old son approves TGP's for me in the summer for some extra money.. So you never know. He might become the next mighty webmaster in 6 years

Just raise them open minded, we always did. We always made sure they knew how we felt regarding politics, free speech, censor ship etc. I think they all turned out ok. Don't care if they are gay or straight. Are not blinded by the news. My oldest (24) has been following our conversation while he is here on vacation and asked me the other day

"What are you guys going to do regarding all the new laws" I gave him a stack of Model Releases, and told him to itemize them, put them in folders, date them and add the URL" LOL

So hang in there, you will be fine..

chase · 06-07-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Thats a very good response

Thanks...I was struggling to come up with something that wouldn't make him scared to come talk to me about that sort of thing, but would establish that he is not permitted to explore adult things.

Thrawn$ · 06-07-2005, 08:25 AM

now just imagine what he's doing when the computer is free

NTSS · 06-07-2005, 08:27 AM

I gotta move my computer out of the den...I have 2 small kids

chase · 06-07-2005, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$

now just imagine what he's doing when the computer is free

haha, I got my son his own pc just to avoid him stumbling on some files or something. We have xp, which has different user accounts, but you just never know. And the only browser he has on his pc is aol, haha, which he hates b/c I have to approve any site that the software hasn't already approved. I even check his pc regularly to check where he's been and everything, and his pc is in my kitchen so I can putter around and he doesn't know I'm really only keeping an eye on him, haha.

LittleSassy · 06-07-2005, 08:43 AM

omg! i have to think what am i gonna say when my mom find out im on the adult biz....

chase · 06-07-2005, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy

omg! i have to think what am i gonna say when my mom find out im on the adult biz....

Yup, I had that ready a long time ago....

"Mom, aren't you happy I don't need help from you anymore? Well, you can't say porn is all bad now, can you?"

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy

omg! i have to think what am i gonna say when my mom find out im on the adult biz....

Hahahaha

RuthB · 06-07-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

Yup, I had that ready a long time ago....

"Mom, aren't you happy I don't need help from you anymore? Well, you can't say porn is all bad now, can you?"

LOL! Great one!

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 09:14 AM

Well to be honnest, this was not the first time he (my son) mentioned about porn.

Some month's ago he asked his mom (my wife lol) if she knew that I hided pornmovies on the wardrobe in the master bedroom.

That fucking wardrobe is 8 feet high

Sometimes I think they know WAAAY more then what we think

hehe

spideriux · 06-07-2005, 09:21 AM

hehehe

chase · 06-07-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WEGRuth

LOL! Great one!

Haha, thanks!

chase · 06-07-2005, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

Well to be honnest, this was not the first time he (my son) mentioned about porn.

Some month's ago he asked his mom (my wife lol) if she knew that I hided pornmovies on the wardrobe in the master bedroom.

That fucking wardrobe is 8 feet high

Sometimes I think they know WAAAY more then what we think

hehe

LOL
They certainly do-especially at that age. I think I was 7 or so when I found my best friend's dad's Playboys, but I'm a girl, and they say girls mature faster, haha.

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 09:41 AM

Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually.

Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer.

Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL

All kind of things go thru my head at that time

Hahahahaha

FilthyRob · 06-07-2005, 09:42 AM

LOL, that's funny

Tania · 06-07-2005, 09:51 AM

kids are more smarter then we think.... they now evrithing

chadglni · 06-07-2005, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually.

Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer.

Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL

All kind of things go thru my head at that time

Hahahahaha

JUSTB · 06-07-2005, 10:01 AM

Sounds like it's time for you to have a little talk with him. He'll respect you for your honesty.

Platinum Red · 06-07-2005, 10:09 AM

I have to aggree with stiffie just be honest with your kids I have found with my son 7 and my niece 18 that if you tell kids the truth it is no big deal but when you him and haw about the questions that they ask they tend to think that you are hiding things from them and they will ask 10 times the questions...

I also believe in teaching them as much about the body and their "parts" as soon as you can to avoid the whole kissing gets you pregnant story
just my 2 cents

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Red

I have to aggree with stiffie just be honest with your kids I have found with my son 7 and my niece 18 that if you tell kids the truth it is no big deal but when you him and haw about the questions that they ask they tend to think that you are hiding things from them and they will ask 10 times the questions...

I also believe in teaching them as much about the body and their "parts" as soon as you can to avoid the whole kissing gets you pregnant story
just my 2 cents

LOL, well they already know how babies are made ... believe me

We always wanted to raise them as open minded as possible.

But there is a real difference between explaining how babies are made and explaining why that woman is doing a sandwich while she has a dick in her mouth from a third guy ... (pics on the back of the DVD's he found in our bedroom)

Well, maybe "please ask mammy because I have a lot of work to do" is also a good option

hahahahaha

Wiggles · 06-07-2005, 10:30 AM

damn that must be awkward, well time to shop him the ropes of the business ;)

Head · 06-07-2005, 10:32 AM

At 12 i don't think it's a big deal. Most kids that age have seen it.

JJ Gold · 06-07-2005, 10:34 AM

Kids today have it too easy. When I was 12 the only way to get porn was to find it down by the railroad tracks.

chase · 06-07-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually.

Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer.

Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL

All kind of things go thru my head at that time

Hahahahaha

Hahaha! that's a trip, lol

chase · 06-07-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

LOL, well they already know how babies are made ... believe me

We always wanted to raise them as open minded as possible.

But there is a real difference between explaining how babies are made and explaining why that woman is doing a sandwich while she has a dick in her mouth from a third guy ... (pics on the back of the DVD's he found in our bedroom)

Well, maybe "please ask mammy because I have a lot of work to do" is also a good option

hahahahaha

Oh shit!

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Oh shit!

Yea I know ... it's something huh

xlogger · 06-07-2005, 01:51 PM

I have a 12 year old brother. He very well knows i look at porn. If he asks me "C'mon dude I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore."

I will tell him to stfu and say 'why you dont look at porn? What are you gay?' Then he comes kicks me in the nuts, i kick him back in the nuts, he will cry and i take him to get a ps2 game - done deal.

Some times he and his friend be on my computer right. And some one accident goes in to the bookmark section and i hear "HOLT SHIT, WTF IS THAT?"..

GiantGnome · 06-07-2005, 01:54 PM

my kids have always known what i do and they know i do it to help pay the bills. theyre ok with it because they know im helping mom.

taibo · 06-07-2005, 02:14 PM

hahahah u have been caught!

adonthenet · 06-07-2005, 02:30 PM

thats not so good. =\ be carefull next time even more .. haha

DWB · 06-07-2005, 02:43 PM

LOL.

I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house.

At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude.

Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it.

I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed.

I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood.

So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle.

The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts.

You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING.

Violetta · 06-07-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ??

I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

Holy smokes. How did he find out?

wdsguy · 06-07-2005, 02:47 PM

u are fucked.

chase · 06-07-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

LOL.

I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house.

At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude.

Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it.

I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed.

I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood.

So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle.

The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts.

You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING.

oh my fucking god my belly is killing me from laughing!

seeric · 06-07-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

This is what he told me out of the blue:

C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/

What the fuck ??

I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o.

I didn't know what to say ...

,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

and this helps our business how by you posting it here, where the opposition obviously reads this board?

gees.

think before you hit enter.

you basically just told them you've exposed a minor to it, inadvertantly or not.

not trying to be a cocksucker to you, but not what this industry needs at this point.

wedouglas · 06-07-2005, 04:25 PM

i would have said "please go do your homework"

Triple 6 · 06-07-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

LOL.

IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party.

uh huh.

Thats what she wants you to believe.

kernelpanic · 06-07-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by steffie

Just raise them open minded, we always did.

This is the best advice in this situation. The last thing we as an industry need is a new generation of people uptight about the issues surrounding adult entertainment, more specifically how adults access legal material in their own house.

Such close-mindedness is what brought us 2257 and .XXX

Trade_Monkey · 06-07-2005, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

and this helps our business how by you posting it here, where the opposition obviously reads this board?

gees.

think before you hit enter.

you basically just told them you've exposed a minor to it, inadvertantly or not.

not trying to be a cocksucker to you, but not what this industry needs at this point.

A1R3K ... yes correct you're a cocksucker.

First of all maybe you didn't noticed yet, 80% of all other post at GFY is about nothing, completly bullshit posts. This is something that could happen any of us PERIOD, ... I didn't exposed my son to anything ...
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND MY WORDS.

Please crawl back where you came from dude,

nofx · 06-07-2005, 05:02 PM

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MissMiranda · 06-07-2005, 05:31 PM

hehe,

I remember finding my fathers playboy ect under the bed when i was 5.

Now, these magazines were under the bed pushed in the back and way against the wall. Me being curious reached through the bed posts grabed one and looked at it haha..

I remember comming back sometime in the future to see if they were still there and they were gone..

hahaha

06-07-2005, 08:01 AM	#1
Trade_Monkey Traffic Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In heaven Posts: 670	SHIT my 12 y.o son just ... This is what he told me out of the blue: C'mon dady I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore.[/ What the fuck ?? I'm so carefull all the time when my kids walk into my office. Okay I allways tought about what I would say when they find out about my job, but damn hes only 12 y.o. I didn't know what to say ... ,so it ended with: please son go and make your homework.

06-07-2005, 08:24 AM	#7
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	This happend to us when our youngest was 12. We told her, some people like looking at porn, some people don't. I look at porn sometimes hunny. Just do me a favor and don't tell anybody, because some people really hat other people who look at porn. And you don't want people to hate us do you? This worked ... that was years ago. Now all the kids know what we do. My 24 year old son approves TGP's for me in the summer for some extra money.. So you never know. He might become the next mighty webmaster in 6 years Just raise them open minded, we always did. We always made sure they knew how we felt regarding politics, free speech, censor ship etc. I think they all turned out ok. Don't care if they are gay or straight. Are not blinded by the news. My oldest (24) has been following our conversation while he is here on vacation and asked me the other day "What are you guys going to do regarding all the new laws" I gave him a stack of Model Releases, and told him to itemize them, put them in folders, date them and add the URL" LOL So hang in there, you will be fine.. __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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06-07-2005, 09:14 AM	#16
Trade_Monkey Traffic Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In heaven Posts: 670	Well to be honnest, this was not the first time he (my son) mentioned about porn. Some month's ago he asked his mom (my wife lol) if she knew that I hided pornmovies on the wardrobe in the master bedroom. That fucking wardrobe is 8 feet high Sometimes I think they know WAAAY more then what we think hehe Last edited by Trade_Monkey; 06-07-2005 at 09:15 AM..

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06-07-2005, 09:41 AM	#20
Trade_Monkey Traffic Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In heaven Posts: 670	Well guy's there is one more thing ... something funny actually. Every time and I mean every time people and friends come by he tells them that when he finnished school he will do the same job as his daddy. His words: then I can help my daddy on the computer. Now most people know what I do for living, so you can amagine how they look at me LOL All kind of things go thru my head at that time Hahahahaha

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JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	Sounds like it's time for you to have a little talk with him. He'll respect you for your honesty.

06-07-2005, 10:09 AM	#25
Platinum Red Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In heart of Toronto Posts: 517	I have to aggree with stiffie just be honest with your kids I have found with my son 7 and my niece 18 that if you tell kids the truth it is no big deal but when you him and haw about the questions that they ask they tend to think that you are hiding things from them and they will ask 10 times the questions... I also believe in teaching them as much about the body and their "parts" as soon as you can to avoid the whole kissing gets you pregnant story just my 2 cents __________________ Platinum Red any questions - [email protected] ICQ # 167818595

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JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	Kids today have it too easy. When I was 12 the only way to get porn was to find it down by the railroad tracks.

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xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	I have a 12 year old brother. He very well knows i look at porn. If he asks me "C'mon dude I know you look at pornsites all the time ... just admit it, I'm no baby anymore." I will tell him to stfu and say 'why you dont look at porn? What are you gay?' Then he comes kicks me in the nuts, i kick him back in the nuts, he will cry and i take him to get a ps2 game - done deal. Some times he and his friend be on my computer right. And some one accident goes in to the bookmark section and i hear "HOLT SHIT, WTF IS THAT?".. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH] Last edited by xlogger; 06-07-2005 at 01:53 PM..

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taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	hahahah u have been caught!

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adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	thats not so good. =\ be carefull next time even more .. haha

06-07-2005, 02:43 PM	#37
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	LOL. I was babysitting two of my little female cousins a few years back. I think at the time they were 10. I had to take an emergency shit due to the fact I am lactose intolerant and they wanted to eat ice cream... and it was right by the house. At that time I had one bedroom turned into an office where I had everything set up. I also had on the walls autographed photos of various porn stars and friends of mine who shot for Playboy and shit like that. most of the pics were nude. Now, when I went into the house I shut that door first and told them to stay in the hall way. So I'm pooping when I hear screaming... lots of it. I hop off the shitter (no wipe) pants up, run to the hall to find them not there, yet my office door is open and the two of them are standing in front of a low hanging photo oh Janine spread eagle. The girls didn't know what to think so they just screamed. I had to explain to them that I was an adult and big boys were allowed to have this sort of thing. They understood. So I drop them off and the first thing they YELL as they get out of the car to my aunt who is walking towards them is "mommy, mommy, dal-dal showed us naked women at his house because that's what big boys like!"... FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I quickly had to explain what was up. My family knows what I do and they were understanding. IN fact she told me a similar story when the girls found her novelty giant dildo (2 feet long with a suction cup on it) that she had in a drawer that she got as a gag during a bachelorette party. She heard the girls screaming and then laughing so she runs in the room to find this giant dildo stuck to the window and the girls making it wiggle. The next time I picked the girls up one of them drew a cartoon for me... of me. I need to find it and post it because it is priceless. It's me... with a white t-shirt on with the word "HUNG" on the front of it. Apparently that was what I was wearing the last time I saw them and she remembered... but didn't know what it meant. It was one of those Porn Star t-shirts. You gotta watch the kids... they pick up on EVERYTHING.

06-07-2005, 02:47 PM	#39
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	u are fucked.

06-07-2005, 04:25 PM	#42
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	i would have said "please go do your homework"

06-07-2005, 05:02 PM	#46
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	when my 13 year old son and 7 year old daughter found out that I worked in the adult biz I just beat them senseless and locked them both in the basement with the rats making tgp galleries for 8 hours a day. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

06-07-2005, 05:02 PM	#47
Terry Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,604	This is a great thread and deserves a bump.. bump! __________________ TengaCash ICQ: 6776764

06-07-2005, 05:14 PM	#48
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Hehe, lots of nice story in this thread ! __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

06-07-2005, 05:23 PM	#49
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	check out this video http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php...ikea_dildo.wmv __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

06-07-2005, 05:31 PM	#50
MissMiranda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Riverside,CA Posts: 583	hehe, I remember finding my fathers playboy ect under the bed when i was 5. Now, these magazines were under the bed pushed in the back and way against the wall. Me being curious reached through the bed posts grabed one and looked at it haha.. I remember comming back sometime in the future to see if they were still there and they were gone.. hahaha __________________