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theking · 06-07-2005, 03:40 AM

My youngest brother has been living with me for the past few months...while he is looking for a place to buy. He came in drunk as a skunk a little while ago...and I lectured him about drinking and driving. He did not like being lectured and one thing led to another and he took a couple of swings at me. I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious. When he came around...his belligerence had dissipated enough for me to encourage him to go to bed. It is done with as far as I am concerned...but if he fully remembers events after he awakens today...who knows.

theking · 06-07-2005, 05:49 AM

Well...now I have another concern. I have a pistol in every room of the house...and I just now discovered the one I keep in my desk drawer is missing. I went out and searched his car but it isn't in the car. So we will definitely have something to talk about when he awakes.

ssp · 06-07-2005, 05:51 AM

Maybe somebody should lecture you about having pistols in every room of the house.

theking · 06-07-2005, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

Maybe somebody should lecture you about having pistols in every room of the house.

Why would I need a lecture about that?

theking · 06-07-2005, 04:07 PM

All is well that ends well.

Icon · 06-07-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

All is well that ends well.

yah, you choked out your little brother.....

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:17 PM

lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

Are you contemplating suicide?

Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

yah, you choked out your little brother.....

He's lying. This is all a vision he got while sweating out the DT's because his back went out and he couldn't reach the liquor bottle all day.

CDSmith · 06-07-2005, 04:19 PM

It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye

... I always say. :D

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye

... I always say. :D

are you still looking to kick nofx's ass?

Icon · 06-07-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

He's lying. This is all a vision he got while sweating out the DT's because his back went out and he couldn't reach the liquor bottle all day.

which is more depressing?

CDSmith · 06-07-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420

are you still looking to kick nofx's ass?

Hmmm... I don't recall wanting to kick anyone's ass. At least not lately.

Why? Has he been bad?

Pipecrew · 06-07-2005, 04:23 PM

Pathfinder is not going to be happy about being choked out.

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Hmmm... I don't recall wanting to kick anyone's ass. At least not lately.

Why? Has he been bad?

nah somebody was making a big deal out of wanting to kick his ass, and I thought maybe it was you. I was going to tell you to hurry it up.

For some reason, theking threads remind me of nofx. He's not quite as obnoxious as nofx, but just as irritating in his own Waylon Wetbrain kind of style.

animal mother · 06-07-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

My youngest brother has been living with me for the past few months...while he is looking for a place to buy. He came in drunk as a skunk a little while ago...and I lectured him about drinking and driving. He did not like being lectured and one thing led to another and he took a couple of swings at me. I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious. When he came around...his belligerence had dissipated enough for me to encourage him to go to bed.

and when he woke up you both went and raped ned beatty.

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:25 PM

I figured it out. Thekings brother is going to shoot him dead in mid-post, and take over his duties here on GFY

I hope I didn't spoil the drama.

CDSmith · 06-07-2005, 04:27 PM

No, nofx and myself are cool.

But you're right, there are a few people around that say they want to 'kick his ass'... I forget who though.

CDSmith · 06-07-2005, 04:29 PM

TheKing, don't go having yourself shot, killed, and reinvented. I've come to enjoy the bloody mary mornings, the fishing stories and the arguments with Rich.

Don't fuck up my universe :D

Nismo · 06-07-2005, 04:32 PM

I believe you.

CDSmith · 06-07-2005, 04:41 PM

btw drinking and driving is just wrong.

FilthyRob · 06-07-2005, 04:42 PM

be safe, hide your guns

Machete_ · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

I figured it out. Thekings brother is going to shoot him dead in mid-post, and take over his duties here on GFY

I hope I didn't spoil the drama.

I was gonna say the same when i saw the title .. hhahahhaha

theking · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

btw drinking and driving is just wrong.

He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.

dig420 · 06-07-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.

there's a commie posting here named animal mother, theking. he says he hates the troops. What are you gonna do about it?

StuartD · 06-07-2005, 04:56 PM

wow, theking is so much cooler having told this story.

Machete_ · 06-07-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

wow, theking is so much cooler having told this story.

hahahah... I keep switching sides. On the one side his stupidity is entertaining, and on the other it really get to me - and then I wonder "is he a fake nick"

baddog · 06-07-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.

I don't think drinking and driving necessarily means at the same time. Getting drunk, then driving would fall under the same grouping.

theking · 06-07-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I don't think drinking and driving necessarily means at the same time. Getting drunk, then driving would fall under the same grouping.

Say what?

sonofsam · 06-07-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

Are you contemplating suicide?

Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?

hahahaha

evanmorgan · 06-07-2005, 06:58 PM

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I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious.

you sound like a cop, or the scarlet pimpernell

stevo · 06-07-2005, 08:35 PM

better sleep with one eye open

taibo · 06-07-2005, 09:01 PM

brotherly love

Antonio · 06-07-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

Well...now I have another concern. I have a pistol in every room of the house...and I just now discovered the one I keep in my desk drawer is missing. I went out and searched his car but it isn't in the car. So we will definitely have something to talk about when he awakes.

unless you live on your own you keep your pistols in a safe, or up your ass if it's safer

theking · 06-08-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

unless you live on your own you keep your pistols in a safe, or up your ass if it's safer

Keeping your guns in a safe...makes them useless...in an emergency...so no...thank you very much.

Dagwolf · 06-08-2005, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

Are you contemplating suicide?

Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?

Spankys Teens · 06-08-2005, 01:12 AM

a gun in every room????Shit, i didn't know that we have Rambo on GFY....

sonofsam · 06-08-2005, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Spankys Teens

a gun in every room????Shit, i didn't know that we have Rambo on GFY....

we don't.. unless you're talking about a different rambo who is known for being a loser who was discharged from the military and won't stop whining about it on an adult webmaster forum, and created 30 war/military threads a day

Vitasoy · 06-08-2005, 01:41 AM

A gun in every room? Asking for trouble.

nico-t · 01-16-2009, 06:39 AM

free theking! This fucking thread is hilarious, unban this redneck already

Holly · 01-16-2009, 06:56 AM

I must have been out of town when this thread was made, because no way would I have missed calling him a name or making fun of him.

seeandsee · 01-16-2009, 07:09 AM

get his keys

sortie · 01-16-2009, 07:30 AM

This thread needs more blood.

And pics.

StaceyJo · 01-16-2009, 07:35 AM

How old is he?

John-ACWM · 01-16-2009, 07:38 AM

Talk to him until he breaks down,no lies between.Your brothers and that's close as two friends can be

Zuzana Designs · 01-16-2009, 07:38 AM

This thread is 4 years old people ..

grumpy · 01-16-2009, 09:11 AM

shouldsnt guns be in a safe in the house? Keeping thme in every room is asking for trouble.

Pornopat · 01-16-2009, 10:03 AM

This thread is 4 years old. For the people who wondered what happened after this I can tell you that The King and his brother pulled the trigger at the same time. His brother was dead right away but The King suffered fierce pain for a month before he finally died. There was a mysterious person on the background who nobody could identify. It is rumoured the guy went by the name of Pathfinder.

06-07-2005, 03:40 AM	#1
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	My brother and I just had a scuffle tonight My youngest brother has been living with me for the past few months...while he is looking for a place to buy. He came in drunk as a skunk a little while ago...and I lectured him about drinking and driving. He did not like being lectured and one thing led to another and he took a couple of swings at me. I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious. When he came around...his belligerence had dissipated enough for me to encourage him to go to bed. It is done with as far as I am concerned...but if he fully remembers events after he awakens today...who knows. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Well...now I have another concern. I have a pistol in every room of the house...and I just now discovered the one I keep in my desk drawer is missing. I went out and searched his car but it isn't in the car. So we will definitely have something to talk about when he awakes. __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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