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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053

    #1

    My brother and I just had a scuffle tonight

    My youngest brother has been living with me for the past few months...while he is looking for a place to buy. He came in drunk as a skunk a little while ago...and I lectured him about drinking and driving. He did not like being lectured and one thing led to another and he took a couple of swings at me. I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious. When he came around...his belligerence had dissipated enough for me to encourage him to go to bed. It is done with as far as I am concerned...but if he fully remembers events after he awakens today...who knows.
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053

    #2
    Well...now I have another concern. I have a pistol in every room of the house...and I just now discovered the one I keep in my desk drawer is missing. I went out and searched his car but it isn't in the car. So we will definitely have something to talk about when he awakes.
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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    • ssp
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 7990

      #3
      Maybe somebody should lecture you about having pistols in every room of the house.

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      • theking
        Nice Kitty
        • Sep 2002
        • 21053

        #4
        Originally posted by ssp
        Maybe somebody should lecture you about having pistols in every room of the house.
        Why would I need a lecture about that?
        When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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        • theking
          Nice Kitty
          • Sep 2002
          • 21053

          #5
          All is well that ends well.
          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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          • Icon
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            • Nov 2004
            • 1757

            #6
            Originally posted by theking
            All is well that ends well.
            yah, you choked out your little brother.....

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            • dig420
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              • May 2001
              • 9240

              #7
              lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

              Are you contemplating suicide?

              Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?

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              • dig420
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                • May 2001
                • 9240

                #8
                Originally posted by Icon
                yah, you choked out your little brother.....
                He's lying. This is all a vision he got while sweating out the DT's because his back went out and he couldn't reach the liquor bottle all day.

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                • CDSmith
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                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye


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                  • dig420
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                    • May 2001
                    • 9240

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                    It's all fun and games til someone loses an eye


                    ... I always say. :D
                    are you still looking to kick nofx's ass?

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                    • Icon
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 1757

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dig420
                      He's lying. This is all a vision he got while sweating out the DT's because his back went out and he couldn't reach the liquor bottle all day.

                      which is more depressing?

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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
                        • 51460

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dig420
                        are you still looking to kick nofx's ass?
                        Hmmm... I don't recall wanting to kick anyone's ass. At least not lately.

                        Why? Has he been bad?
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                        • Pipecrew
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 14888

                          #13
                          Pathfinder is not going to be happy about being choked out.

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                          • dig420
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                            • May 2001
                            • 9240

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            Hmmm... I don't recall wanting to kick anyone's ass. At least not lately.

                            Why? Has he been bad?
                            nah somebody was making a big deal out of wanting to kick his ass, and I thought maybe it was you. I was going to tell you to hurry it up.

                            For some reason, theking threads remind me of nofx. He's not quite as obnoxious as nofx, but just as irritating in his own Waylon Wetbrain kind of style.

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                            • animal mother
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                              • Jun 2005
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by theking
                              My youngest brother has been living with me for the past few months...while he is looking for a place to buy. He came in drunk as a skunk a little while ago...and I lectured him about drinking and driving. He did not like being lectured and one thing led to another and he took a couple of swings at me. I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious. When he came around...his belligerence had dissipated enough for me to encourage him to go to bed.
                              and when he woke up you both went and raped ned beatty.
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                              • dig420
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                                • May 2001
                                • 9240

                                #16
                                I figured it out. Thekings brother is going to shoot him dead in mid-post, and take over his duties here on GFY

                                I hope I didn't spoil the drama.

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  No, nofx and myself are cool.

                                  But you're right, there are a few people around that say they want to 'kick his ass'... I forget who though.
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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    TheKing, don't go having yourself shot, killed, and reinvented. I've come to enjoy the bloody mary mornings, the fishing stories and the arguments with Rich.

                                    Don't fuck up my universe :D
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                                    • Nismo
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                                      • May 2002
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                                      #19
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                                      • CDSmith
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                                        • May 2001
                                        • 51460

                                        #20
                                        btw drinking and driving is just wrong.
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                                        • FilthyRob
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                                          • Feb 2004
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                                          #21
                                          be safe, hide your guns
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                                          • Machete_
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                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 14579

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by dig420
                                            I figured it out. Thekings brother is going to shoot him dead in mid-post, and take over his duties here on GFY

                                            I hope I didn't spoil the drama.

                                            I was gonna say the same when i saw the title .. hhahahhaha

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                                            • theking
                                              Nice Kitty
                                              • Sep 2002
                                              • 21053

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                              btw drinking and driving is just wrong.
                                              He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.
                                              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                              FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                              • dig420
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                                                • May 2001
                                                • 9240

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by theking
                                                He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.
                                                there's a commie posting here named animal mother, theking. he says he hates the troops. What are you gonna do about it?

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                                                • StuartD
                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  wow, theking is so much cooler having told this story.
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                                                  • Machete_
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 14579

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                                    wow, theking is so much cooler having told this story.
                                                    hahahah... I keep switching sides. On the one side his stupidity is entertaining, and on the other it really get to me - and then I wonder "is he a fake nick"

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by theking
                                                      He wasn't just drinking and driving...he was drunk as a skunk and driving.

                                                      I don't think drinking and driving necessarily means at the same time. Getting drunk, then driving would fall under the same grouping.

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                                                      • theking
                                                        Nice Kitty
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 21053

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                                        I don't think drinking and driving necessarily means at the same time. Getting drunk, then driving would fall under the same grouping.
                                                        Say what?
                                                        When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                        FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                        • sonofsam
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 18642

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dig420
                                                          lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

                                                          Are you contemplating suicide?

                                                          Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?
                                                          hahahaha
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                                                          • evanmorgan
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                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 2490

                                                            #30
                                                            I placed a choke hold on him and rendered him unconscious.
                                                            you sound like a cop, or the scarlet pimpernell
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                                                            • stevo
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 2051

                                                              #31
                                                              better sleep with one eye open

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                                                              • taibo
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                                                                • May 2005
                                                                • 3720

                                                                #32
                                                                brotherly love

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                                                                • Antonio
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 14136

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by theking
                                                                  Well...now I have another concern. I have a pistol in every room of the house...and I just now discovered the one I keep in my desk drawer is missing. I went out and searched his car but it isn't in the car. So we will definitely have something to talk about when he awakes.
                                                                  unless you live on your own you keep your pistols in a safe, or up your ass if it's safer

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                                                                  • theking
                                                                    Nice Kitty
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 21053

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Antonio
                                                                    unless you live on your own you keep your pistols in a safe, or up your ass if it's safer
                                                                    Keeping your guns in a safe...makes them useless...in an emergency...so no...thank you very much.
                                                                    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                    FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by dig420
                                                                      lovely. "The Days of Our White Trash Lives". The ongoing saga of an old drunk too dumb to get out of the way of a Jeep, who now posts on porn message boards for no reason at all.

                                                                      Are you contemplating suicide?

                                                                      Are you to leave your browser open to GFY so the next generation of illiterate rednecks can take over?
                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                      • Spankys Teens
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                                                                        • May 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        a gun in every room????Shit, i didn't know that we have Rambo on GFY....
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                                                                        • sonofsam
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Spankys Teens
                                                                          a gun in every room????Shit, i didn't know that we have Rambo on GFY....
                                                                          we don't.. unless you're talking about a different rambo who is known for being a loser who was discharged from the military and won't stop whining about it on an adult webmaster forum, and created 30 war/military threads a day
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                                                                          • Vitasoy
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                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 58202

                                                                            #38
                                                                            A gun in every room? Asking for trouble.


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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29903

                                                                              #39
                                                                              free theking! This fucking thread is hilarious, unban this redneck already

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                                                                              • Holly
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                                                                                • Jun 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I must have been out of town when this thread was made, because no way would I have missed calling him a name or making fun of him.
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                                                                                • seeandsee
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • sortie
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                                                                                    • Mar 2007
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This thread needs more blood.

                                                                                    And pics.

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                                                                                    • StaceyJo
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • John-ACWM
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                                                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                                                        • 20060

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Talk to him until he breaks down,no lies between.Your brothers and that's close as two friends can be

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                                                                                        • Zuzana Designs
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                                                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This thread is 4 years old people ..

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                                                                                          • grumpy
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                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 9870

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            shouldsnt guns be in a safe in the house? Keeping thme in every room is asking for trouble.
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                                                                                            • Pornopat
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 10598

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              This thread is 4 years old. For the people who wondered what happened after this I can tell you that The King and his brother pulled the trigger at the same time. His brother was dead right away but The King suffered fierce pain for a month before he finally died. There was a mysterious person on the background who nobody could identify. It is rumoured the guy went by the name of Pathfinder.
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