New washing machine FORCES men to use it. - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 06-06-2005, 11:26 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20050606/wl_csm/ogenderwash

This has got to be the most idiotic invention of all time.. It records you finger print and shuts off if your wife uses it twice in a row ( so the man has to "share" the duties )

That would have to be an instant tipoff a guy is pussy-whooped.

cyber_ninja · 06-06-2005, 11:28 PM

what if its a lezbian marige?

xXxtreme2005 · 06-06-2005, 11:28 PM

I hate doing laundry..id be screwed

BRISK · 06-06-2005, 11:28 PM

LOL - Imagine a credit card with the same feature. It wouldn't allow the woman to use twice in a row either.

bringer · 06-06-2005, 11:29 PM

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something that, not incidentally, advances the cause of women's rights.

give me a fucking break.

mrthumbs · 06-06-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

LOL - Imagine a credit card with the same feature. It wouldn't allow the woman to use twice in a row either.

Imagine a device like that on your penis!! That would suck!!!

MetaMan · 06-06-2005, 11:31 PM

you need the same feature for a womans mouth.

SmokeyTheBear · 06-06-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

Imagine a device like that on your penis!! That would suck!!!

That would rule ( and suck too )..

You could be like , " sorry i have to fuck another girl tonight"

Wiggles · 06-06-2005, 11:32 PM

i'd cut off a finger to avoid having to do it.

MetaMan · 06-06-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

i'd cut off a finger to avoid having to do it.

or just bring out the washing board and show the bitch how great she has it with the machine.

SmokeyTheBear · 06-06-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

LOL - Imagine a credit card with the same feature. It wouldn't allow the woman to use twice in a row either.

That might be a fair deal...

SmokeyTheBear · 06-06-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

i'd cut off a finger to avoid having to do it.

heh sorry i lost my finger , your going to have to do it again..

mardigras · 06-06-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh sorry i lost my finger , your going to have to do it again..

Just leave the severed finger near the washing machine. Problem solved

reynold · 06-06-2005, 11:57 PM

Shit, having problem with my connection again!

LiveDose · 06-07-2005, 12:03 AM

If you let your wife buy that crap slit your wrists... You're already dead.

Repetitive Monkey · 06-07-2005, 12:26 AM

Commencing countdown until products with this feature are legislated, at least in most of Europe. Of course lawnmovers and other tools of work only men partake in will "conveniently" be allowed to remain without it.

Furious_Female · 06-07-2005, 12:36 AM

I wouldn't marry someone whom I'd have to FORCE to help with laundy or other mundane chores.

DamageX · 06-07-2005, 12:43 AM

Wonder if it's a woman who came up with the idea.

flashfire · 06-07-2005, 02:01 AM

that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

06-06-2005, 11:26 PM	#1
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Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	Commencing countdown until products with this feature are legislated, at least in most of Europe. Of course lawnmovers and other tools of work only men partake in will "conveniently" be allowed to remain without it.

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