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Mike A · 05-31-2005, 03:38 AM

I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance.
Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth.

I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder.

Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants.
Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads.

David! · 05-31-2005, 03:43 AM

Do Not Feed The Troll

gangbangjoe · 05-31-2005, 03:48 AM

so you fucked an underaged girl in your mercedes

btw. 30 dollars only for entry is nothing

Fred Quimby · 05-31-2005, 05:22 AM

did she use a strap on?

PlugRush Sascha · 05-31-2005, 05:25 AM

Who the hell is in your sig? And good job on being able to pay a whore to fuck. You win the prize!

fris · 05-31-2005, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike A

I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance.
Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth.

I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder.

Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants.
Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads.

hope the guy in the sig isnt you.

cause that isnt good looking

opflix · 05-31-2005, 05:26 AM

damn, u spent 60 bucks going out? u know how much ASS i can get for that? LEGAL ASS?

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ssp · 05-31-2005, 05:27 AM

Even the shittiest nightclubs where I used to live in Holland charge $40 entry.

Terry · 05-31-2005, 05:30 AM

I dont masturbate to thehun galleries .. I stay right here and masturbate to pics of Sasha.

...just for the record.

opflix · 05-31-2005, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

Even the shittiest nightclubs where I used to live in Holland charge $40 entry.

what does 40 bucks get you? i dunno... maybe u cats just like 2 burn money but really... where's the value? r u GUARANTEED to walk out of there with some ass that you will be taxin like the government that nite? cuz if not, i better b on the VIP list (aka get in for free list)

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ssp · 05-31-2005, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

what does 40 bucks get you? i dunno... maybe u cats just like 2 burn money but really... where's the value? r u GUARANTEED to walk out of there with some ass that you will be taxin like the government that nite? cuz if not, i better b on the VIP list (aka get in for free list)

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$40 will buy you 1 free drink I think. I didn't go to nightclubs too often, but when I did I never really cared how much it cost. It's all about having a good time and I don't worry about money when I go out.

If you spend $30-$100 on entry fees that's a small amount of money compared to what you're going to spend in total that night.

StuartD · 05-31-2005, 05:37 AM

Those who preach about how much better they are than the rest never are.

This isn't a creative writing fiction board, go make up your stories where people actually might find them interesting.

reynold · 05-31-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Those who preach about how much better they are than the rest never are.

This isn't a creative writing fiction board, go make up your stories where people actually might find them interesting.

Glad you said that Buddy!

opflix · 05-31-2005, 06:00 AM

creative writing? NO

drama? YES

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Herb Kornfield · 05-31-2005, 07:13 AM

I had a nice cookout at my house, got stoned and listened to Jazz.

wjxxx · 05-31-2005, 08:42 AM

I fucked your wife up the ass

polish_aristocrat · 05-31-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Glad you said that Buddy!

MrFierce · 05-31-2005, 10:58 AM

Wow you spent like 60 bucks on an under age girl, ooooh we are all soooooo impressed ! (sarcasm) Since yesterday was Memorial day I spent an hour walking through the LA national cemetary pondering my own existence, how i survived combat in kuwait and morning with families who were there to honor the sacrifices made by their loved ones, yep your spending less than what i spend on a decent meal on some under age piece of snatch really measures up. how about i summ this up: you are a loser.

Mike A · 05-31-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wjxxx

I fucked your wife up the ass

STFU moron

Mike A · 06-07-2005, 01:58 AM

05-31-2005, 03:38 AM	#1
Mike A Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 82	So what have you done yesterday, motherfuckers? I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance. Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth. I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder. Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants. Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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MrFierce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 134	Wow you spent like 60 bucks on an under age girl, ooooh we are all soooooo impressed ! (sarcasm) Since yesterday was Memorial day I spent an hour walking through the LA national cemetary pondering my own existence, how i survived combat in kuwait and morning with families who were there to honor the sacrifices made by their loved ones, yep your spending less than what i spend on a decent meal on some under age piece of snatch really measures up. how about i summ this up: you are a loser.

06-07-2005, 01:58 AM	#20
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