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Mike A · 05-31-2005, 03:38 AM

I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance.
Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth.

I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder.

Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants.
Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads.

05-31-2005, 03:38 AM
Mike A Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 82	So what have you done yesterday, motherfuckers? I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance. Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth. I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder. Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants. Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.