So what have you done yesterday, motherfuckers?
 

I went to an elite nightclub, where you pay $30 just for entrance.
Then I bought a few drinks and I looked at all the chicks that were dancing there and shaking their boobies. Then I saw one slut that was kinda hotter than the rest, I caught her eye, and showed her a hundred dollar bill so she came to me immediately. I bought her two drinks for $15 each, and then I took her outside, we took a short ride with my new Mercedes and after 10 minutes we were sitting on the backseat and she had my dirty dick in her young, innocent mouth.

I asked her how old is she, she answered '17', so after that I fucked her even harder.

Moral of the story: a good looking, succesfull guy like me, can have any chick he wants.
Whereas the idiots on GFY have to masturbate to TheHun galleries and 'would you hit it' threads. :1orglaugh

Do Not Feed The Troll

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so you fucked an underaged girl in your mercedes http://www.autocountry.ru/mercedes/190/image/1.jpg
btw. 30 dollars only for entry is nothing


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did she use a strap on?

Who the hell is in your sig? And good job on being able to pay a whore to fuck. You win the prize!

hope the guy in the sig isnt you.

cause that isnt good looking

damn, u spent 60 bucks going out? u know how much ASS i can get for that? LEGAL ASS? :eek7





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Even the shittiest nightclubs where I used to live in Holland charge $40 entry.

I dont masturbate to thehun galleries .. I stay right here and masturbate to pics of Sasha.

...just for the record.

what does 40 bucks get you? i dunno... maybe u cats just like 2 burn money but really... where's the value? r u GUARANTEED to walk out of there with some ass that you will be taxin like the government that nite? cuz if not, i better b on the VIP list (aka get in for free list)


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$40 will buy you 1 free drink I think. I didn't go to nightclubs too often, but when I did I never really cared how much it cost. It's all about having a good time and I don't worry about money when I go out.

If you spend $30-$100 on entry fees that's a small amount of money compared to what you're going to spend in total that night. :winkwink:

Those who preach about how much better they are than the rest never are.

This isn't a creative writing fiction board, go make up your stories where people actually might find them interesting.

Glad you said that Buddy! :thumbsup

creative writing? NO


drama? YES :evil-laug



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I had a nice cookout at my house, got stoned and listened to Jazz.

I fucked your wife up the ass

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Wow you spent like 60 bucks on an under age girl, ooooh we are all soooooo impressed ! (sarcasm) Since yesterday was Memorial day I spent an hour walking through the LA national cemetary pondering my own existence, how i survived combat in kuwait and morning with families who were there to honor the sacrifices made by their loved ones, yep your spending less than what i spend on a decent meal on some under age piece of snatch really measures up. how about i summ this up: you are a loser.

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