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Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 12:53 PM

So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL

Marcus Aurelius · 06-04-2005, 12:57 PM

nice. poor guy, you should have offered him a trial membership to your site so he can spank it when the wife turns off the sex.

TexasDreams · 06-04-2005, 12:58 PM

You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

xXxtreme2005 · 06-04-2005, 12:58 PM

fucking awesome!

xXxtreme2005 · 06-04-2005, 12:59 PM

Id probably break my neck looking at your chest!...

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq

nice. poor guy, you should have offered him a trial membership to your site so he can spank it when the wife turns off the sex.

Damn, I should have!! That would have been classic!! The wife would have probably tried to kick my ass! lol

CDSmith · 06-04-2005, 01:01 PM

Funny isn't it?.... how you, Vanilla with your "tits hanging out" have a great marriage, you're enjoying life and everything good that sex has to offer,

While that woman is very likely uptight, frustrated and a miserable bitch, and they are a prime example of why the divorce rate is so high.

You win. :D

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

I had biz cards with me too... I never leave home without them. I guess I was caught by surprise and didn't even think about it... and to think he could have been a long-term member too...

baddog · 06-04-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

Hand it to him and say, "email me, and I will give you a $5 discount on your first month."

She would have loved that.

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Funny isn't it?.... how you, Vanilla with your "tits hanging out" have a great marriage, you're enjoying life and everything good that sex has to offer,

While that woman is very likely uptight, frustrated and a miserable bitch, and they are a prime example of why the divorce rate is so high.

You win. :D

Good anwer... I like that!!!

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Hand it to him and say, "email me, and I will give you a $5 discount on your first month."

She would have loved that.

Haha... that would have been awesome!! Damn, where were you guys when I need you?

SteveLightspeed · 06-04-2005, 01:09 PM

Your boobs have got me in trouble before too

Ice · 06-04-2005, 01:10 PM

This thread is useless without pics

adonthenet · 06-04-2005, 01:10 PM

holyblah haha

xclusive · 06-04-2005, 01:13 PM

lol that's an awesome story thanks for the share

baddog · 06-04-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Haha... that would have been awesome!! Damn, where were you guys when I need you?

You know where to find me if you ever need me

Tim · 06-04-2005, 01:15 PM

What a comedy duo!

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Your boobs have got me in trouble before too

They have???

Sly · 06-04-2005, 01:19 PM

What kind of sandwich did you get? That sounds good.

A boob thread and I'm talking about sandwiches. I really need to quit this biz...

Stewie · 06-04-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by iceicebaby

This thread is useless without pics

Ask, and you shall receive...

Ice · 06-04-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

Ask, and you shall receive...

Ohhhh good god Stewie I luv ya man......

Sly · 06-04-2005, 01:22 PM

Did Stewie have a nipple sandwich with whip cream? Quite affordable and very high in protein.

Stewie · 06-04-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

What kind of sandwich did you get? That sounds good.

A boob thread and I'm talking about sandwiches. I really need to quit this biz...

Vanilla had the turkey and cheese, and I had a mesquite chicken... does that make you horny baby?

Paraskass · 06-04-2005, 01:25 PM

titties!

Sly · 06-04-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie

Ask, and you shall receive...

What lovely purple drapes you have. Where did you get those? I need new ones for my living room.

Kevsh · 06-04-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat.

Err, Vanilla ... most women don't look like you, in a tanktop or otherwise

Rochard · 06-04-2005, 01:31 PM

Honey, face it, you've got boobs. Put you in a tank top, and yes, it does look obscene and sexy as hell. No complaints from me.

It's already fucking hot here in Phoenix.

xNetworx · 06-04-2005, 01:33 PM

Thats pretty damn funny

Danny Dukes · 06-04-2005, 01:37 PM

Home Wrecker!

How you guys been? Haven't heard from ya in a while

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

What lovely purple drapes you have. Where did you get those? I need new ones for my living room.

Why thank you, but that was just some frabic that we put up for the shoot... I was actually standing at my front door.

Drake · 06-04-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xXxtreme2005

Id probably break my neck looking at your chest!...

Yes, her boobs have also caused fatalities. You've been warned.

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Err, Vanilla ... most women don't look like you, in a tanktop or otherwise

Thanks, Kevsh... That's really cool of you to say! Mauh~

chase · 06-04-2005, 01:43 PM

Work it, girl, work it!

I was never like that when I was married-no faster way to run your man off then being an ice queen. Hell, I'd point the hotties out and we'd ogle them together, haha. But hell, I'm *still* getting divorced, so what do I know, haha.

Sly · 06-04-2005, 01:43 PM

It's official. I'm gay.

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes

Home Wrecker!

How you guys been? Haven't heard from ya in a while

LOL - I guess I am now! Wonder how their lunch was afterwards!

We are doing great... How are you, Baybee??

Vanilla DeVille · 06-04-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Honey, face it, you've got boobs. Put you in a tank top, and yes, it does look obscene and sexy as hell. No complaints from me.

It's already fucking hot here in Phoenix.

Glad I didn't get you in trouble, like I have with Steve!

FilthyRob · 06-04-2005, 02:12 PM

OMG, that's funny

Dalai lama · 06-04-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL

He can always join your website

TheJimmy · 06-04-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

It's official. I'm gay.

dude, I was wondering wtf, when you pointed out the purple drapes!

all that pay for gay rubbed off on ya didn't it ;)

dennisthemenace · 06-04-2005, 03:14 PM

That's a great story.. Hot too..

chase · 06-04-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheJimmy

dude, I was wondering wtf, when you pointed out the purple drapes!

all that pay for gay rubbed off on ya didn't it ;)

Jesus Christ I just spit my Smirnoff everywhere!

TheSenator · 06-04-2005, 03:18 PM

Can you show us a pictoral example of what happened?

tungsten · 06-04-2005, 03:18 PM

some funny shit

emthree · 06-04-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Why thank you, but that was just some frabic that we put up for the shoot... I was actually standing at my front door.

Ghetto but creative!

taibo · 06-04-2005, 03:39 PM

it's all your fault!!

WiredGuy · 06-04-2005, 03:59 PM

The thought of your boobs helps me fall asleep.
WG

Dark Knight · 06-04-2005, 04:00 PM

those boobs have open my sleeping eyes for sure. lol

Digipimp · 06-04-2005, 04:06 PM

one time i looked in your site and got violent with my penis

oops did i really type that

pornguy · 06-04-2005, 04:08 PM

Vanilla, Those photos should have been in the magazine. They are great. You will have to send them for the December issue.

VeriSexy · 06-04-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL

Poor guy, I would have done the same thing

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