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My Boobs Cause Act of Violence!!
So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL
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