My Boobs Cause Act of Violence!!
 

So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL

:1orglaugh nice. poor guy, you should have offered him a trial membership to your site so he can spank it when the wife turns off the sex.

You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

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fucking awesome!

Id probably break my neck looking at your chest!...

Damn, I should have!! That would have been classic!! The wife would have probably tried to kick my ass! lol

Funny isn't it?.... how you, Vanilla with your "tits hanging out" have a great marriage, you're enjoying life and everything good that sex has to offer,

While that woman is very likely uptight, frustrated and a miserable bitch, and they are a prime example of why the divorce rate is so high.

You win. :D

I had biz cards with me too... I never leave home without them. I guess I was caught by surprise and didn't even think about it... and to think he could have been a long-term member too... :upsidedow

Hand it to him and say, "email me, and I will give you a $5 discount on your first month."

She would have loved that.

Good anwer... I like that!!! :winkwink: :winkwink:

Haha... that would have been awesome!! Damn, where were you guys when I need you? :winkwink:

Your boobs have got me in trouble before too

This thread is useless without pics

holyblah haha

lol that's an awesome story thanks for the share

You know where to find me if you ever need me :winkwink:

What a comedy duo! :1orglaugh

They have???

What kind of sandwich did you get? That sounds good.

A boob thread and I'm talking about sandwiches. I really need to quit this biz...

Ask, and you shall receive...

http://images.vanilladeville.com/van051705-3.jpg

http://images.vanilladeville.com/van051705-5.jpg

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Ohhhh good god Stewie I luv ya man...... :thumbsup

Did Stewie have a nipple sandwich with whip cream? Quite affordable and very high in protein.

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Vanilla had the turkey and cheese, and I had a mesquite chicken... does that make you horny baby? :winkwink:

titties!

What lovely purple drapes you have. Where did you get those? I need new ones for my living room.

Err, Vanilla ... most women don't look like you, in a tanktop or otherwise

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Honey, face it, you've got boobs. Put you in a tank top, and yes, it does look obscene and sexy as hell. No complaints from me.

It's already fucking hot here in Phoenix.

Thats pretty damn funny :1orglaugh

Home Wrecker! :thumbsup

How you guys been? Haven't heard from ya in a while :(

Why thank you, but that was just some frabic that we put up for the shoot... I was actually standing at my front door. :winkwink:

Yes, her boobs have also caused fatalities. You've been warned.

Thanks, Kevsh... That's really cool of you to say! Mauh~

Work it, girl, work it!

I was never like that when I was married-no faster way to run your man off then being an ice queen. Hell, I'd point the hotties out and we'd ogle them together, haha. But hell, I'm *still* getting divorced, so what do I know, haha.

It's official. I'm gay.

LOL - I guess I am now! Wonder how their lunch was afterwards! :winkwink:

We are doing great... How are you, Baybee??

Glad I didn't get you in trouble, like I have with Steve! :winkwink:

OMG, that's funny

He can always join your website :winkwink:

dude, I was wondering wtf, when you pointed out the purple drapes!

all that pay for gay rubbed off on ya didn't it ;)

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That's a great story.. Hot too.. :)

Jesus Christ I just spit my Smirnoff everywhere! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Can you show us a pictoral example of what happened?

some funny shit

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Ghetto but creative! :thumbsup

it's all your fault!!

The thought of your boobs helps me fall asleep.
WG

those boobs have open my sleeping eyes for sure. lol

one time i looked in your site and got violent with my penis

oops did i really type that

Vanilla, Those photos should have been in the magazine. They are great. You will have to send them for the December issue.

Poor guy, I would have done the same thing :winkwink: