<rant> I hate it when Old Guys Solicit Door to Door - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 05-31-2005, 03:42 PM

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So the doorbell just rings , and I was in the middle of pleasuring myself. I zip up and go to the door....

I open up its some old dude with a clipboard who starts yapping right from the start.........

Bla bla bla Long Island Sound preservation bla bla bla bla , anyways I hate this shit... I told the fucker Not Interested..his counter reply "but the Long Island Sound blablabla" thats all I heard as I shut the door on him.

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GiantGnome · 05-31-2005, 03:43 PM

the only old guys i get are trying to sell corn and other produce.

GiantGnome · 05-31-2005, 03:44 PM

and please tell me you wiped off your hand before you signed.

Mike Okitch · 05-31-2005, 03:49 PM

he sale short long island?

2HousePlague · 05-31-2005, 04:07 PM

LOL -- i read "Long Island SOUND" and thought he might've been with the Noise Police -- I forgot all about the Long Island Sound (body of water) -- damn, I've been away from NY too long --

j-

Buddy · 05-31-2005, 04:14 PM

Helpful tip: Next time don't zip up before you answer the door.

This kept the bible thumpers from bothering me for years.

Machete_ · 05-31-2005, 04:18 PM

that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal

CDSmith · 05-31-2005, 04:22 PM

Next time release the hounds. :D

swoop · 05-31-2005, 04:35 PM

shame you didn't finish, at least you could of shoke his hand and say not interested ;)

Babagirls · 05-31-2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddy

Helpful tip: Next time don't zip up before you answer the door.

This kept the bible thumpers from bothering me for years.

thanks for making me laugh while i was munching on a chip, damn near choked to death

pornguy · 05-31-2005, 04:55 PM

I like the bible beaters that ask me if I have found jesus. My response is always the same. Did you loose him again?? It was not my turn to watch him.

Juicy D. Links · 05-31-2005, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal

man thats like spam x 5 , i guess to opt out i would have had to unleash the pitbulls on him

TheLegacy · 05-31-2005, 05:06 PM

did the ol' guy look anything like this?

TheLegacy · 05-31-2005, 05:11 PM

did the ol' guy look anything like this?

sorry.. wrong link

Machete_ · 05-31-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

man thats like spam x 5 , i guess to opt out i would have had to unleash the pitbulls on him

that would be the preffered way...

reynold · 05-31-2005, 05:27 PM

They're scattered everywhere...

JJ Gold · 05-31-2005, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal

LMFAO!

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-31-2005, 05:42 PM

rampant solicitation tactics here in the philippines is the door to door knocking asking for A DONATION for a burial, things like those...they even have papers like permission from the town mayor...its a scam i know, but still working

NoCarrier · 05-31-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

did the ol' guy look anything like this?

sorry.. wrong link

05-31-2005, 03:42 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	<rant> I hate it when Old Guys Solicit Door to Door <rant> So the doorbell just rings , and I was in the middle of pleasuring myself. I zip up and go to the door.... I open up its some old dude with a clipboard who starts yapping right from the start......... Bla bla bla Long Island Sound preservation bla bla bla bla , anyways I hate this shit... I told the fucker Not Interested..his counter reply "but the Long Island Sound blablabla" thats all I heard as I shut the door on him. </rant>

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