<rant> I hate it when Old Guys Solicit Door to Door
 

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So the doorbell just rings , and I was in the middle of pleasuring myself. I zip up and go to the door....

I open up its some old dude with a clipboard who starts yapping right from the start.........

Bla bla bla Long Island Sound preservation bla bla bla bla , anyways I hate this shit... I told the fucker Not Interested..his counter reply "but the Long Island Sound blablabla" thats all I heard as I shut the door on him.

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the only old guys i get are trying to sell corn and other produce.

and please tell me you wiped off your hand before you signed.

he sale short long island?

LOL -- i read "Long Island SOUND" and thought he might've been with the Noise Police -- I forgot all about the Long Island Sound (body of water) -- damn, I've been away from NY too long -- :1orglaugh


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Helpful tip: Next time don't zip up before you answer the door. :thumbsup

This kept the bible thumpers from bothering me for years.

that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal

Next time release the hounds. :D

shame you didn't finish, at least you could of shoke his hand and say not interested ;)

thanks for making me laugh while i was munching on a chip, damn near choked to death :1orglaugh

I like the bible beaters that ask me if I have found jesus. My response is always the same. Did you loose him again?? It was not my turn to watch him.

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man thats like spam x 5 , i guess to opt out i would have had to unleash the pitbulls on him :1orglaugh

did the ol' guy look anything like this?

http://www.tvacres.com/images/mr_six_jumping_small.jpg

did the ol' guy look anything like this?

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercoo...old_guy_lg.jpg

sorry.. wrong link

that would be the preffered way...

They're scattered everywhere...

LMFAO! :1orglaugh

rampant solicitation tactics here in the philippines is the door to door knocking asking for A DONATION for a burial, things like those...they even have papers like permission from the town mayor...its a scam i know, but still working

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