<rant> I hate it when Old Guys Solicit Door to Door

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    <rant> I hate it when Old Guys Solicit Door to Door

    <rant>

    So the doorbell just rings , and I was in the middle of pleasuring myself. I zip up and go to the door....

    I open up its some old dude with a clipboard who starts yapping right from the start.........

    Bla bla bla Long Island Sound preservation bla bla bla bla , anyways I hate this shit... I told the fucker Not Interested..his counter reply "but the Long Island Sound blablabla" thats all I heard as I shut the door on him.



    </rant>
  • GiantGnome
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 4344

    #2
    the only old guys i get are trying to sell corn and other produce.
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    • GiantGnome
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 4344

      #3
      and please tell me you wiped off your hand before you signed.
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      • Mike Okitch
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 4126

        #4
        he sale short long island?
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        • 2HousePlague
          CURATOR
          • Jul 2004
          • 14572

          #5
          LOL -- i read "Long Island SOUND" and thought he might've been with the Noise Police -- I forgot all about the Long Island Sound (body of water) -- damn, I've been away from NY too long --


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          • Buddy
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 1828

            #6
            Helpful tip: Next time don't zip up before you answer the door.

            This kept the bible thumpers from bothering me for years.
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            • Machete_
              WINNING!
              • Oct 2002
              • 14579

              #7
              that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal

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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                Next time release the hounds. :D
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                • swoop
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3903

                  #9
                  shame you didn't finish, at least you could of shoke his hand and say not interested ;)
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                  • Babagirls
                    Text Writer
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 18812

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Buddy
                    Helpful tip: Next time don't zip up before you answer the door.

                    This kept the bible thumpers from bothering me for years.
                    thanks for making me laugh while i was munching on a chip, damn near choked to death




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                    • pornguy
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62910

                      #11
                      I like the bible beaters that ask me if I have found jesus. My response is always the same. Did you loose him again?? It was not my turn to watch him.
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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ebus_dk
                        that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal



                        man thats like spam x 5 , i guess to opt out i would have had to unleash the pitbulls on him

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                        • TheLegacy
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 18138

                          #13
                          did the ol' guy look anything like this?

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                          • TheLegacy
                            SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 18138

                            #14
                            did the ol' guy look anything like this?



                            sorry.. wrong link

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                            • Machete_
                              WINNING!
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 14579

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links



                              man thats like spam x 5 , i guess to opt out i would have had to unleash the pitbulls on him

                              that would be the preffered way...

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                              • reynold
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                They're scattered everywhere...

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                                • JJ Gold
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 1969

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                  that is OLDSCHOOL-spam .. .tell him that it is illigal
                                  LMFAO!

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                                  • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 6269

                                    #18
                                    rampant solicitation tactics here in the philippines is the door to door knocking asking for A DONATION for a burial, things like those...they even have papers like permission from the town mayor...its a scam i know, but still working

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                                    • NoCarrier
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                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 16356

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                      did the ol' guy look anything like this?



                                      sorry.. wrong link

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