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So the doorbell just rings , and I was in the middle of pleasuring myself. I zip up and go to the door....
I open up its some old dude with a clipboard who starts yapping right from the start.........
Bla bla bla Long Island Sound preservation bla bla bla bla , anyways I hate this shit... I told the fucker Not Interested..his counter reply "but the Long Island Sound blablabla" thats all I heard as I shut the door on him.
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