What They Really Mean ........... - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 05-29-2005, 12:31 PM

gimme some adult biz familiar statements that you know are just pure bullshit and what they're really saying is something totally different.

1) affiliate program with servers down, major technical problems says

'Sorry for the downtime, our techs are working it as we speak, don't worry, all signups are still being tracked'

real meaning: 'Signups aren't being tracked, we'll make something up and hope the sheep are happy, we'll be sure to credit malcontents a little extra so they don't go bitching all over the boards'

2)affiliate progam announces Affiliate Rep is no longer with the program and says,

'BozoBucks Linda will no longer be working with BozoBucks. She's a great girl, we wish her all the best in her future endeavours'

real meaning: 'We hired Linda because we were really wasted at the last show and she had nice tits and she seemed popular. She produced nothing for us and worked about 20 minutes a day. We fired her useless ass'

3)GFYer reports that he is having a great sales day and doesn't know why anybody is complaining about poor sales.

'Dude, sales are rockin' for me!'

real meaning: 'I got 3 sales today, I normally have one'

Mako · 05-29-2005, 12:44 PM

lol, all three are very accurate. I had a sponsor I send 12 signups a day to go down last week for nearly the entire day, to "make it up" they sent everyone a $75 item-points credit in their store. And they acted like they were aces for doing it too "you guys should be happy".

So my $360 got turned into a $75 purchase-points credit. Sweet!!!!! lol

Also liked your "Affilitate Rep" line, ahahahaha so true...

05-29-2005, 12:31 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	What They Really Mean ........... gimme some adult biz familiar statements that you know are just pure bullshit and what they're really saying is something totally different. 1) affiliate program with servers down, major technical problems says 'Sorry for the downtime, our techs are working it as we speak, don't worry, all signups are still being tracked' real meaning: 'Signups aren't being tracked, we'll make something up and hope the sheep are happy, we'll be sure to credit malcontents a little extra so they don't go bitching all over the boards' 2)affiliate progam announces Affiliate Rep is no longer with the program and says, 'BozoBucks Linda will no longer be working with BozoBucks. She's a great girl, we wish her all the best in her future endeavours' real meaning: 'We hired Linda because we were really wasted at the last show and she had nice tits and she seemed popular. She produced nothing for us and worked about 20 minutes a day. We fired her useless ass' 3)GFYer reports that he is having a great sales day and doesn't know why anybody is complaining about poor sales. 'Dude, sales are rockin' for me!' real meaning: 'I got 3 sales today, I normally have one' __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

05-29-2005, 12:44 PM	#2
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	lol, all three are very accurate. I had a sponsor I send 12 signups a day to go down last week for nearly the entire day, to "make it up" they sent everyone a $75 item-points credit in their store. And they acted like they were aces for doing it too "you guys should be happy". So my $360 got turned into a $75 purchase-points credit. Sweet!!!!! lol Also liked your "Affilitate Rep" line, ahahahaha so true... __________________