lol, all three are very accurate. I had a sponsor I send 12 signups a day to go down last week for nearly the entire day, to "make it up" they sent everyone a $75 item-points credit in their store. And they acted like they were aces for doing it too "you guys should be happy".
So my $360 got turned into a $75 purchase-points credit. Sweet!!!!! lol
Also liked your "Affilitate Rep" line, ahahahaha so true...