Mutt

gimme some adult biz familiar statements that you know are just pure bullshit and what they're really saying is something totally different.

1) affiliate program with servers down, major technical problems says

'Sorry for the downtime, our techs are working it as we speak, don't worry, all signups are still being tracked'

real meaning: 'Signups aren't being tracked, we'll make something up and hope the sheep are happy, we'll be sure to credit malcontents a little extra so they don't go bitching all over the boards'

2)affiliate progam announces Affiliate Rep is no longer with the program and says,

'BozoBucks Linda will no longer be working with BozoBucks. She's a great girl, we wish her all the best in her future endeavours'

real meaning: 'We hired Linda because we were really wasted at the last show and she had nice tits and she seemed popular. She produced nothing for us and worked about 20 minutes a day. We fired her useless ass'

3)GFYer reports that he is having a great sales day and doesn't know why anybody is complaining about poor sales.

'Dude, sales are rockin' for me!'

real meaning: 'I got 3 sales today, I normally have one'

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