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Turboface · 05-28-2005, 04:04 PM

We're breaking in a new grill we got today. We've got a couple people over. One guy is passed out already, or as he liked to say it 'taking a power nap'. We also have people that have left already and have others on their way.

A crackhead that does our lawn showed up and we told him to just stop by next week. He wound up staying for a while, eating and drinking. We were walking on the side of the house as I showed him what I wanted to have done, when he turned around, unzipped his zipper and proceeded to take a leak.

Afterwards, he goes around towards the back of the property and starts ripping down some poison ivy out of some bushes. I was thinking, 'Dude you better not want to shake my hand when you leave'.

TurboAngel is on a beer run and there are more people on the way, so I gotta get back to getting fucked up.

Are you guys cooking out today, or no?

cyber_ninja · 05-28-2005, 04:10 PM

nope,but sounds fun

runaway · 05-28-2005, 04:15 PM

hmm... mayb I will now..

Vitasoy · 05-28-2005, 04:16 PM

Not today, but I can smell the BBQ fumes already...

Terry · 05-28-2005, 04:18 PM

I spent the day cutting my grass and opening my pool... now I'm too tired to cook.

Violetta · 05-28-2005, 04:35 PM

Its raining and its coooold!

Turboface · 05-28-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

I spent the day cutting my grass and opening my pool... now I'm too tired to cook.

hehe - there's always tomorrow (and the next day).

Spunky · 05-28-2005, 07:40 PM

Yep..had a nice juicy t-bone and corn on the cobs

05-28-2005, 04:04 PM	#1
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Who's cooking out today? We're breaking in a new grill we got today. We've got a couple people over. One guy is passed out already, or as he liked to say it 'taking a power nap'. We also have people that have left already and have others on their way. A crackhead that does our lawn showed up and we told him to just stop by next week. He wound up staying for a while, eating and drinking. We were walking on the side of the house as I showed him what I wanted to have done, when he turned around, unzipped his zipper and proceeded to take a leak. Afterwards, he goes around towards the back of the property and starts ripping down some poison ivy out of some bushes. I was thinking, 'Dude you better not want to shake my hand when you leave'. TurboAngel is on a beer run and there are more people on the way, so I gotta get back to getting fucked up. Are you guys cooking out today, or no? __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

05-28-2005, 04:16 PM	#4
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Not today, but I can smell the BBQ fumes already... __________________ [email protected]

05-28-2005, 04:18 PM	#5
Terry Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,604	I spent the day cutting my grass and opening my pool... now I'm too tired to cook. __________________ TengaCash ICQ: 6776764

05-28-2005, 04:35 PM	#6
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05-28-2005, 07:40 PM	#8
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Yep..had a nice juicy t-bone and corn on the cobs __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-28-2005, 04:10 PM	#2
cyber_ninja Twerk That Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lincoln, California Posts: 2,197	nope,but sounds fun

05-28-2005, 04:15 PM	#3
runaway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,177	hmm... mayb I will now..