Who's cooking out today?
 

We're breaking in a new grill we got today. We've got a couple people over. One guy is passed out already, or as he liked to say it 'taking a power nap'. We also have people that have left already and have others on their way.

A crackhead that does our lawn showed up and we told him to just stop by next week. He wound up staying for a while, eating and drinking. We were walking on the side of the house as I showed him what I wanted to have done, when he turned around, unzipped his zipper and proceeded to take a leak.

Afterwards, he goes around towards the back of the property and starts ripping down some poison ivy out of some bushes. I was thinking, 'Dude you better not want to shake my hand when you leave'.

TurboAngel is on a beer run and there are more people on the way, so I gotta get back to getting fucked up.

Are you guys cooking out today, or no?

nope,but sounds fun :pimp

hmm... mayb I will now..

Not today, but I can smell the BBQ fumes already...

I spent the day cutting my grass and opening my pool... now I'm too tired to cook.

Its raining and its coooold!

hehe - there's always tomorrow (and the next day).

Yep..had a nice juicy t-bone and corn on the cobs