Who's cooking out today?
We're breaking in a new grill we got today. We've got a couple people over. One guy is passed out already, or as he liked to say it 'taking a power nap'. We also have people that have left already and have others on their way.
A crackhead that does our lawn showed up and we told him to just stop by next week. He wound up staying for a while, eating and drinking. We were walking on the side of the house as I showed him what I wanted to have done, when he turned around, unzipped his zipper and proceeded to take a leak.
Afterwards, he goes around towards the back of the property and starts ripping down some poison ivy out of some bushes. I was thinking, 'Dude you better not want to shake my hand when you leave'.
TurboAngel is on a beer run and there are more people on the way, so I gotta get back to getting fucked up.
Are you guys cooking out today, or no?
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