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05-20-2005, 07:12 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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iBanker asked my Mother out on a date.
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I was having dinner with Mommy and decided to call iBanker and put her on the phone with him since he referred to her as a "bitch of a whore" earlier today. I still don't think he believes that it was actually her on the phone but he did invite her out for a steak dinner when he is in Portland next month. A word of warning to you iBanker.....Between my dad and I, we own enough firepower to light you up pretty damn well if you violate my Mother's delicate being.  She better still be a virgin when you leave town. |
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05-20-2005, 07:14 PM
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I fucked her.
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05-20-2005, 07:15 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:15 PM
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You call that fucking? What a shame. |
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05-20-2005, 07:16 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:19 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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05-20-2005, 07:21 PM
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Boneprone fucked her,
after I did. |
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05-20-2005, 07:23 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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boneprone isn't a person. He's a God. You are not. How dare you compare yourself to such royality. |
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05-20-2005, 07:25 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:28 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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You do realize that for a small fraction of that, I could hire a crack head to do it instead.  |
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05-20-2005, 07:31 PM
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As you wish...
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i wanna date your mom too
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05-20-2005, 07:32 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:35 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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Sure...Like I'm gonna publicly post my intent to murder you. Use your fucking head. |
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05-20-2005, 07:36 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:38 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:38 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:43 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:44 PM
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I wanna date you in September..
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05-20-2005, 07:44 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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What if I decide to take you up on your bet but not publicly announce it or take your money? |
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05-20-2005, 07:45 PM
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Take a number and get in line. Also...Those who bring live sheep will be assigned to the express line. |
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05-20-2005, 07:46 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:48 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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be careful, iBanker has a large collection of personal anal toys, your mother wont shit right for a month
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05-20-2005, 07:57 PM
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05-20-2005, 07:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I can't believe that she is cheating on me already . . . but I really can't believe that you would assist in said cheating
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05-20-2005, 08:05 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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05-20-2005, 08:11 PM
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05-20-2005, 08:12 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-20-2005, 08:12 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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Yeah, and so was Jesus. |
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05-20-2005, 08:16 PM
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05-20-2005, 08:17 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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At least I had a womb with a view. |
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05-20-2005, 08:22 PM
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05-20-2005, 08:24 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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05-21-2005, 11:55 AM
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05-21-2005, 12:51 PM
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I may bring flowers.
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05-21-2005, 12:53 PM
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Ohhhhhh....even better, flowers and CHOCOLATES (in one of those little heart shaped boxes).
And if you promise to go to bed by you bed time (9PM), maybe you mom will let you pick out a chocolate too. |
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05-21-2005, 02:22 PM
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GFY Royality ;)
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You're quite the romantic. |
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