No joke.
I was having dinner with Mommy and decided to call iBanker and put her on the phone with him since he referred to her as a "bitch of a whore" earlier today.
I still don't think he believes that it was actually her on the phone but he did invite her out for a steak dinner when he is in Portland next month.
A word of warning to you iBanker.....Between my dad and I, we own enough firepower to light you up pretty damn well if you violate my Mother's delicate being.
She better still be a virgin when you leave town.