iBanker asked my Mother out on a date.
 

No joke.

I was having dinner with Mommy and decided to call iBanker and put her on the phone with him since he referred to her as a "bitch of a whore" earlier today.

I still don't think he believes that it was actually her on the phone but he did invite her out for a steak dinner when he is in Portland next month.

A word of warning to you iBanker.....Between my dad and I, we own enough firepower to light you up pretty damn well if you violate my Mother's delicate being. :ak47:

She better still be a virgin when you leave town.

I fucked her.

Then you must die.

You call that fucking?

What a shame.

You woulodn't kill your own fa... ehm, nevermind.

Bet me..

Boneprone fucked her,




after I did.

boneprone isn't a person. He's a God. You are not. How dare you compare yourself to such royality.

I'll bet you $10k you won't kill me in the next year. Deal?

You do realize that for a small fraction of that, I could hire a crack head to do it instead. :1orglaugh

i wanna date your mom too

But you won't. So are you up for the bet?

Sure...Like I'm gonna publicly post my intent to murder you. Use your fucking head.

Wimpy way to back out of a bet :glugglug

So be it.

I didn't....I let her blow me though....it's kind of cool without the teeth

What if we lower the stakes to a naked picture of your mom? :Graucho

I wanna date you in September..

What if I decide to take you up on your bet but not publicly announce it or take your money?

Take a number and get in line.

Also...Those who bring live sheep will be assigned to the express line.

As long as you keep your end of the bet, that's all right with me :glugglug

be careful, iBanker has a large collection of personal anal toys, your mother wont shit right for a month

ugh.. well, I'll take someone else for a ride instead :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I can't believe that she is cheating on me already . . . but I really can't believe that you would assist in said cheating :(

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=469809

Hmmm Mom/virgin... Lemme guess you were a test tube baby? :winkwink:

Your point?

Yeah, and so was Jesus.

No that would be Immaculate conception... Your case would be more 5 guys running around with lab coats and jars of sperm.. :1orglaugh

At least I had a womb with a view.

Ya got me there.. LOL Hope it was an ocean view. :winkwink:

For some reason...I don't recall. :disgust

As always, I promise to be the perfect gentleman. It is amazing how much of this post (post#1) is actually true.

I may bring flowers.

Ohhhhhh....even better, flowers and CHOCOLATES (in one of those little heart shaped boxes).

And if you promise to go to bed by you bed time (9PM), maybe you mom will let you pick out a chocolate too.

You're quite the romantic.