Open Letter to ALL Spammers! - GoFuckYourself.com

Kevsh · 05-20-2005, 01:02 PM

In an effort to save you the time and effort of emailing me relentlessly with your offers, I will fill you in on the following 411 about me, no charge:

- I do not need Viagra, Cialis or any other "life enhancing" drug ... yet. Try me again in about 15 years and we may do business.

- No, I have never seen a small 5t0ck "take off". What is a 5t0ck anyway?

- I got a cheap, imitation Rolex for Christmas. My wrist is now green, but thanks for asking.

- I do not need "debt consolidation" nor to relieve my financial burdens the "Christian Way". I'm not Christian. Besides, I just call my parents, they send me cash. Debt consolidated.

- Look I feel bad that your lonely tonight "coz" your boyfriend, you know, is a real drag and, like, you're feeling kinda kinky and naughty. Buy a dildo.

- If you are going to send a customized email to get my attention please get the name right. I'm not Trevor, Hubert, Robbie or Alex. Guadlupe is right out.

- I feel downright awful that a rich Nigerian client of yours died in a horrible car accident and that you have to find a way to "clean" the $25 million he left. My bank would die of shock if I deposited more than $43 at once. Sorry.

- I cleared my student debt a long time ago by prostituting myself at a retirement home. It wasn't pretty but I'm free.

- I'd love to see 2 blonde teen trannies getting rammed by a well-hung brother from the ghetto but my credit card is maxed from the cam shows I'm forced to watch 24/7. Good luck though - sounds like you got a winnner!

Okay, now please stop and let me Inbox take a breather?

seeric · 05-20-2005, 01:14 PM

lol.

i am sure every spammer around the world has removed you from there database.

thats funny stuff. good read.

wjxxx · 05-20-2005, 01:14 PM

Just get Spamarrest

Dirty Dane · 05-20-2005, 01:15 PM

whats your email?

LittleSassy · 05-20-2005, 01:20 PM

cool down man...

tranza · 05-20-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wjxxx

Just get Spamarrest

Wow, how lame was that? Trying to spam spamarrest on a spam thread?

Fresh · 05-20-2005, 01:25 PM

Funny stuff

VIPimp · 05-20-2005, 01:27 PM

SykkBoy · 05-20-2005, 02:20 PM

everything has been noted...I'll be sure to bring up this new info at the next Spammers Of The World Luncheon....

so, um, can I interest you in a low interest mortgage loan? or maybe a payday loan...hey, get $500 in your account tomorrow!

;-)))

KMR Stitch · 05-20-2005, 02:22 PM

lmao thats funny

born · 05-20-2005, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

In an effort to save you the time and effort of emailing me relentlessly with your offers, I will fill you in on the following 411 about me, no charge:

- I do not need Viagra, Cialis or any other "life enhancing" drug ... yet. Try me again in about 15 years and we may do business.

- No, I have never seen a small 5t0ck "take off". What is a 5t0ck anyway?

- I got a cheap, imitation Rolex for Christmas. My wrist is now green, but thanks for asking.

- I do not need "debt consolidation" nor to relieve my financial burdens the "Christian Way". I'm not Christian. Besides, I just call my parents, they send me cash. Debt consolidated.

- Look I feel bad that your lonely tonight "coz" your boyfriend, you know, is a real drag and, like, you're feeling kinda kinky and naughty. Buy a dildo.

- If you are going to send a customized email to get my attention please get the name right. I'm not Trevor, Hubert, Robbie or Alex. Guadlupe is right out.

- I feel downright awful that a rich Nigerian client of yours died in a horrible car accident and that you have to find a way to "clean" the $25 million he left. My bank would die of shock if I deposited more than $43 at once. Sorry.

- I cleared my student debt a long time ago by prostituting myself at a retirement home. It wasn't pretty but I'm free.

- I'd love to see 2 blonde teen trannies getting rammed by a well-hung brother from the ghetto but my credit card is maxed from the cam shows I'm forced to watch 24/7. Good luck though - sounds like you got a winnner!

Okay, now please stop and let me Inbox take a breather?

LOL... good read!

MaDalton · 05-20-2005, 02:27 PM

where are bdjuf, franck and all the others to take notes???

smutx · 05-20-2005, 02:27 PM

lol you really had some free time on your hands huh

woj · 05-20-2005, 02:28 PM

good stuff

Boss Traffic Jim · 05-20-2005, 02:36 PM

LMAO.....Thats classic stuff

Juicy D. Links · 05-20-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

where are bdjuf, franck and all the others to take notes???

they are writing ads for the weekend mailings

MaDalton · 05-20-2005, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

they are writing ads for the weekend mailings

sorry, i forgot you, bro!

iBanker · 05-20-2005, 03:11 PM

That was funny

eromodel01 · 05-20-2005, 04:09 PM

cool stuff it was funny.

chowda · 05-20-2005, 04:11 PM

1 c@n get 1n ur m@i_1b0x n0 pr0-b/1em

sweetcuties · 05-20-2005, 04:13 PM

Just a matter of time before most of those asshats are shut down

pornguy · 05-20-2005, 04:17 PM

That was a good one. and we all know the feeling. But hey. That is what GOD ( Bill gates ) invented the delete button for.

BlueWire · 05-20-2005, 04:24 PM

I'll add to this...

I dont need to see girls fucked by goats either guys

ArkansasDave · 05-20-2005, 04:30 PM

How true! lol!

you forgot the ones like: "you have been pre-approved for $$$$ with a low fixed rate blah blah blah blah..."

05-20-2005, 01:02 PM	#1
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Open Letter to ALL Spammers! In an effort to save you the time and effort of emailing me relentlessly with your offers, I will fill you in on the following 411 about me, no charge: - I do not need Viagra, Cialis or any other "life enhancing" drug ... yet. Try me again in about 15 years and we may do business. - No, I have never seen a small 5t0ck "take off". What is a 5t0ck anyway? - I got a cheap, imitation Rolex for Christmas. My wrist is now green, but thanks for asking. - I do not need "debt consolidation" nor to relieve my financial burdens the "Christian Way". I'm not Christian. Besides, I just call my parents, they send me cash. Debt consolidated. - Look I feel bad that your lonely tonight "coz" your boyfriend, you know, is a real drag and, like, you're feeling kinda kinky and naughty. Buy a dildo. - If you are going to send a customized email to get my attention please get the name right. I'm not Trevor, Hubert, Robbie or Alex. Guadlupe is right out. - I feel downright awful that a rich Nigerian client of yours died in a horrible car accident and that you have to find a way to "clean" the $25 million he left. My bank would die of shock if I deposited more than $43 at once. Sorry. - I cleared my student debt a long time ago by prostituting myself at a retirement home. It wasn't pretty but I'm free. - I'd love to see 2 blonde teen trannies getting rammed by a well-hung brother from the ghetto but my credit card is maxed from the cam shows I'm forced to watch 24/7. Good luck though - sounds like you got a winnner! Okay, now please stop and let me Inbox take a breather?

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05-20-2005, 01:14 PM	#2
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05-20-2005, 01:14 PM	#3
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