Open Letter to ALL Spammers!
 

In an effort to save you the time and effort of emailing me relentlessly with your offers, I will fill you in on the following 411 about me, no charge:

- I do not need Viagra, Cialis or any other "life enhancing" drug ... yet. Try me again in about 15 years and we may do business.

- No, I have never seen a small 5t0ck "take off". What is a 5t0ck anyway?

- I got a cheap, imitation Rolex for Christmas. My wrist is now green, but thanks for asking.

- I do not need "debt consolidation" nor to relieve my financial burdens the "Christian Way". I'm not Christian. Besides, I just call my parents, they send me cash. Debt consolidated.

- Look I feel bad that your lonely tonight "coz" your boyfriend, you know, is a real drag and, like, you're feeling kinda kinky and naughty. Buy a dildo.

- If you are going to send a customized email to get my attention please get the name right. I'm not Trevor, Hubert, Robbie or Alex. Guadlupe is right out.

- I feel downright awful that a rich Nigerian client of yours died in a horrible car accident and that you have to find a way to "clean" the $25 million he left. My bank would die of shock if I deposited more than $43 at once. Sorry.

- I cleared my student debt a long time ago by prostituting myself at a retirement home. It wasn't pretty but I'm free.

- I'd love to see 2 blonde teen trannies getting rammed by a well-hung brother from the ghetto but my credit card is maxed from the cam shows I'm forced to watch 24/7. Good luck though - sounds like you got a winnner!

Okay, now please stop and let me Inbox take a breather?
:helpme

lol.

i am sure every spammer around the world has removed you from there database.

:thumbsup


thats funny stuff. good read.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just get Spamarrest

whats your email?

cool down man...:1orglaugh

Wow, how lame was that? Trying to spam spamarrest on a spam thread?

:(

Funny stuff

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

everything has been noted...I'll be sure to bring up this new info at the next Spammers Of The World Luncheon....

so, um, can I interest you in a low interest mortgage loan? or maybe a payday loan...hey, get $500 in your account tomorrow!

;-)))

lmao thats funny

LOL... good read!

where are bdjuf, franck and all the others to take notes??? :1orglaugh

lol you really had some free time on your hands huh

good stuff :1orglaugh

LMAO.....Thats classic stuff :thumbsup :1orglaugh

they are writing ads for the weekend mailings

sorry, i forgot you, bro! :Graucho :1orglaugh

That was funny :)

cool stuff it was funny.

1 c@n get 1n ur m@i_1b0x n0 pr0-b/1em

Just a matter of time before most of those asshats are shut down

That was a good one. and we all know the feeling. But hey. That is what GOD ( Bill gates ) invented the delete button for.

I'll add to this...

I dont need to see girls fucked by goats either guys :error

How true! lol! :thumbsup
you forgot the ones like: "you have been pre-approved for $$$$ with a low fixed rate blah blah blah blah..."