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|  05-19-2005, 09:47 AM | #1 | 
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				Juicy, I dont know how U do it? I got Owned!!
			 Was out last night with my Canasian Partier Odie, so she gives me a couple xanax for personal use to help sleep cause sometimes I have troubles.  She gives me 2 little white pills.  Well I guess she told me take 1/2, but i wasnt really paying attention, more focussed on her cute bum.  anywho, got home last night at midnight, took a pill.  3 minutes later, I'm laying in bed drooling all over myself, like F-ing Jack Nicholson in one flew over the CooCoos nest.  2 seconds later im out.  I wake up this morning, go to get a coiffee, and fall down my flight of stair, easily 13 steps to the bottom! F-ing bump my head a couple times on the tumble down and smash on the bottom floor.  Laid there for a couple minutes laghing my azz off, crawled to the couch and called in sick for work.  Juicy I have no idea how u function on that shit. WOW!  So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY. Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb! VADER OUT! | 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:49 AM | #2 | 
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				 | man don't take pills.  don't take any fucking pills, ever.  maybe an occasional asperin. | 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:49 AM | #3 | 
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				 | Have you checked your ass for damage yet? | 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:50 AM | #4 | 
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				 | You sure it wasn't a roofie? How's your ass feel? 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:51 AM | #5 | 
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				 | LMAO!!!!  option c)  make sure you LISTEN to instructions when drugs are prescribed by can-asian women!!!  I'm still laughing my f'n ass off!!! and the best part is that YOU'RE an RN!!!!!!!! ahahahaha you've been OWNED!!! and JUICIFIED!!!!!  
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|  05-19-2005, 09:52 AM | #6 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 09:53 AM | #7 | 
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				 | Drugs are bad, m'kay? 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:54 AM | #8 | 
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				 | So Odie is passing out prescription meds? Interesting. 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:56 AM | #9 | |
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 ahem..NO...he "stole" them from my medicine cabinet..*cough*   you gonna rat me out Gnome???  
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|  05-19-2005, 09:58 AM | #10 | 
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				 | LOLL Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:00 AM | #11 | 
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				 | I have been under medical supervision for the meds I am on... We gradually got me on the course n stuff... for a n0000b  pill popper like you you should have read my book "Pill popping for n00bs in 24 hrs" | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:00 AM | #12 | 
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				 | Serious note that shit is strong stuff, anybody thinkin g of popping em for the first time n shit be carefull n stuff. My body is used to em by now so I cant control it and handle it | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:01 AM | #13 | 
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				 | GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!! Man all i take from Odie is advice, and good cooking. LOL THankss Odie and Girth for including me for dinner. It was a surprise to say the least when you showed up Girth. *blush* Thanks for understanding a guy has his needs to ya know. I always enjoy talking to a metro from good food, to clothes to cumming on command Girth has you covered. Odie we should set up Girth with a killer sig. Girth whats your icq,msn or email address Odie and I will make you something sweet. 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:02 AM | #14 | 
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				 | actually my ass does feel a little funny. | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:03 AM | #15 | 
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				 | Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:03 AM | #16 | |
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 don't you mean you CAN control it?? lol.. I TOLD him to take a 1/2 if anything cuz a 1/4 pill knocks me out..and I ONLYtake em when I can't sleep..   thank gawd Ididn't give him any vicaden  
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|  05-19-2005, 10:05 AM | #17 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:05 AM | #18 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:07 AM | #19 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:07 AM | #20 | |
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 we gots to edu-ma-cate you some more dwreck!! p.s sorry for the "interruption" lmao..  
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|  05-19-2005, 10:09 AM | #21 | 
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				 |      Ohh Ohh Ohhhh Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh ODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:09 AM | #22 | |
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 yep the white ones AND they're even marked in quads!!! lol...  
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|  05-19-2005, 10:10 AM | #23 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:11 AM | #24 | |
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   I haven't had a man scream my name in a while...that feels good..now I feel loved!!  
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|  05-19-2005, 10:13 AM | #25 | 
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				 | odie is average looking at best. | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:14 AM | #26 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:14 AM | #27 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:17 AM | #28 | |
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 OUCH!! that hurt...well you can't please everyone...beauty is in the eye of the be-holder.. 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:18 AM | #29 | |
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 OMG...do you have those in bright PINK??? that's HOT!!!    
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|  05-19-2005, 10:20 AM | #30 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:22 AM | #31 | |
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 Shes WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY above average! 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:25 AM | #32 | |
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 awww thanks JUiCY and giantGNOME!!!  a girls gotta appreciate the love!!  
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|  05-19-2005, 10:49 AM | #33 | 
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|  05-19-2005, 10:52 AM | #34 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 10:57 AM | #35 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 11:01 AM | #36 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 11:05 AM | #37 | |
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 I want a banana head Tim!!!  
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|  05-19-2005, 12:42 PM | #38 | |
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 yes..I am curious as to who is being the judge of my "averageness"... I have not proclaimed to be anything but just me...and nor did I ask for an opinion of what you think of me..so, let's see what you look like!!!  
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|  05-19-2005, 01:13 PM | #39 | 
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				 | Odes, no question ur a hot canasian, and I havent even seen with ur clothes off yet. Shit did I say yet!    I meant ever!!!!!!!! Derek, always a pleasure bro. we metros stick togetha! Odie, did u get a shivver up ur spine last night when u were trying to sleep?      | 
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|  05-19-2005, 01:17 PM | #40 | |
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|  05-19-2005, 01:17 PM | #41 | |
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 lmao..YET???? keep dreaming...lol MY SPINE??? I don't know what you're talking about....I was out cold by 1 am..lol    
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|  05-19-2005, 01:26 PM | #42 | |
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 YOUR daddy?? lmao..I thought he was Eric's...ahahahaha  
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|  05-19-2005, 09:04 PM | #43 | 
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				 | no pic of this wdsmoron yet? typical 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:40 PM | #46 | 
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				 | Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | 
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|  05-19-2005, 09:42 PM | #47 | 
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				 | The JUICE is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!! | 
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