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Girth Vader 05-19-2005 09:47 AM

Juicy, I dont know how U do it? I got Owned!!
 
Was out last night with my Canasian Partier Odie, so she gives me a couple xanax for personal use to help sleep cause sometimes I have troubles. She gives me 2 little white pills. Well I guess she told me take 1/2, but i wasnt really paying attention, more focussed on her cute bum. anywho, got home last night at midnight, took a pill. 3 minutes later, I'm laying in bed drooling all over myself, like F-ing Jack Nicholson in one flew over the CooCoos nest. 2 seconds later im out. I wake up this morning, go to get a coiffee, and fall down my flight of stair, easily 13 steps to the bottom! F-ing bump my head a couple times on the tumble down and smash on the bottom floor. Laid there for a couple minutes laghing my azz off, crawled to the couch and called in sick for work. Juicy I have no idea how u function on that shit. WOW!
So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY.

Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb!

VADER OUT!

galleryseek 05-19-2005 09:49 AM

man don't take pills. don't take any fucking pills, ever. maybe an occasional asperin.

who 05-19-2005 09:49 AM

Have you checked your ass for damage yet?

dodger21 05-19-2005 09:50 AM

You sure it wasn't a roofie? How's your ass feel?

Odie 05-19-2005 09:51 AM

LMAO!!!! option c) make sure you LISTEN to instructions when drugs are prescribed by can-asian women!!!

I'm still laughing my f'n ass off!!! and the best part is that YOU'RE an RN!!!!!!!! ahahahaha

you've been OWNED!!! and JUICIFIED!!!!! :)

sixxxthsense 05-19-2005 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
man don't take pills. don't take any fucking pills, ever. maybe an occasional asperin.

thats me!

sickkittens 05-19-2005 09:53 AM

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

GiantGnome 05-19-2005 09:54 AM

So Odie is passing out prescription meds? Interesting.

Odie 05-19-2005 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
So Odie is passing out prescription meds? Interesting.


ahem..NO...he "stole" them from my medicine cabinet..*cough* :warning

you gonna rat me out Gnome??? :disgust

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 09:58 AM

LOLL Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:00 AM

I have been under medical supervision for the meds I am on... We gradually got me on the course n stuff... for a n0000b pill popper like you you should have read my book "Pill popping for n00bs in 24 hrs"

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:00 AM

Serious note that shit is strong stuff, anybody thinkin g of popping em for the first time n shit be carefull n stuff. My body is used to em by now so I cant control it and handle it

Dwreck 05-19-2005 10:01 AM

GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!! Man all i take from Odie is advice, and good cooking. LOL


THankss Odie and Girth for including me for dinner. It was a surprise to say the least when you showed up Girth. *blush* Thanks for understanding a guy has his needs to ya know.

I always enjoy talking to a metro from good food, to clothes to cumming on command Girth has you covered.

Odie we should set up Girth with a killer sig. Girth whats your icq,msn or email address Odie and I will make you something sweet.

Girth Vader 05-19-2005 10:02 AM

actually my ass does feel a little funny.

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:03 AM

Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Odie 05-19-2005 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Serious note that shit is strong stuff, anybody thinkin g of popping em for the first time n shit be carefull n stuff. My body is used to em by now so I cant control it and handle it


don't you mean you CAN control it?? lol..

I TOLD him to take a 1/2 if anything cuz a 1/4 pill knocks me out..and I ONLYtake em when I can't sleep.. :upsidedow

thank gawd Ididn't give him any vicaden :warning

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
don't you mean you CAN control it?? lol..

I TOLD him to take a 1/2 if anything cuz a 1/4 pill knocks me out..and I ONLYtake em when I can't sleep.. :upsidedow

thank gawd Ididn't give him any vicaden :warning

where they the 1 mg sticks?

bluff 05-19-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
man don't take pills. don't take any fucking pills, ever. maybe an occasional asperin.

you're obviously clueless

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Nah they have helped me alot tbh , I am under medical supervision with em

Odie 05-19-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck
GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!! Man all i take from Odie is advice, and good cooking. LOL


THankss Odie and Girth for including me for dinner. It was a surprise to say the least when you showed up Girth. *blush* Thanks for understanding a guy has his needs to ya know.

I always enjoy talking to a metro from good food, to clothes to cumming on command Girth has you covered.

Odie we should set up Girth with a killer sig. Girth whats your icq,msn or email address Odie and I will make you something sweet.

you're welcum to join me anytime you know that!!! shit it's like havin' a roomie who lives down the hall but I don't gotta share my space!! lol..

we gots to edu-ma-cate you some more dwreck!!

p.s sorry for the "interruption" lmao.. :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:09 AM

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff Ohh Ohh Ohhhh
Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh

ODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Odie 05-19-2005 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
where they the 1 mg sticks?


yep the white ones AND they're even marked in quads!!! lol... :warning

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
yep the white ones AND they're even marked in quads!!! lol... :warning


oh shit!!!!!!! :helpme :helpme

Odie 05-19-2005 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff Ohh Ohh Ohhhh
Ohhh Ohhhh Ohhh

ODIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEE

you going to be doing that when you're up here visitin??? :1orglaugh

I haven't had a man scream my name in a while...that feels good..now I feel loved!! :winkwink:

wdsguy 05-19-2005 10:13 AM

odie is average looking at best.

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
you going to be doing that when you're up here visitin??? :1orglaugh

I haven't had a man scream my name in a while...that feels good..now I feel loved!! :winkwink:

I sleep only with my Undies on , I hope you dont mind.


http://www.bodyaware.com/photos/h321det.jpg

GiantGnome 05-19-2005 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
ahem..NO...he "stole" them from my medicine cabinet..*cough* :warning

you gonna rat me out Gnome??? :disgust

Nope. Just curious. :upsidedow

Odie 05-19-2005 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.


OUCH!! that hurt...well you can't please everyone...beauty is in the eye of the be-holder..

Odie 05-19-2005 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I sleep only with my Undies on , I hope you dont mind.


http://www.bodyaware.com/photos/h321det.jpg


OMG...do you have those in bright PINK??? that's HOT!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.

Nigggaaaaaa pleaseeeeee

GiantGnome 05-19-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.


Shes WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY above average!

Odie 05-19-2005 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Nigggaaaaaa pleaseeeeee


awww thanks JUiCY and giantGNOME!!! :thumbsup a girls gotta appreciate the love!! :winkwink:

NY_TIM 05-19-2005 10:49 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NY_TIM 05-19-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.

Average, Your ass. ODIE is a HOTTIEEEE

12clicks 05-19-2005 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.

can you post your pic so we understand your frame of referance?

Cory W 05-19-2005 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
odie is average looking at best.

Whatever....

Odie 05-19-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY_TIM
Average, Your ass. ODIE is a HOTTIEEEE


I want a banana head Tim!!! :thumbsup

Odie 05-19-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
can you post your pic so we understand your frame of referance?


yes..I am curious as to who is being the judge of my "averageness"... I have not proclaimed to be anything but just me...and nor did I ask for an opinion of what you think of me..so, let's see what you look like!!! :pimp

Girth Vader 05-19-2005 01:13 PM

Odes, no question ur a hot canasian, and I havent even seen with ur clothes off yet. Shit did I say yet! :winkwink: I meant ever!!!!!!!! Derek, always a pleasure bro. we metros stick togetha! Odie, did u get a shivver up ur spine last night when u were trying to sleep? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
can you post your pic so we understand your frame of referance?

12 in da house!!!!!!!! My daddy is here :pimp

Odie 05-19-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girth Vader
Odes, no question ur a hot canasian, and I havent even seen with ur clothes off yet. Shit did I say yet! :winkwink: I meant ever!!!!!!!! Derek, always a pleasure bro. we metros stick togetha! Odie, did u get a shivver up ur spine last night when u were trying to sleep? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


lmao..YET???? keep dreaming...lol

MY SPINE??? I don't know what you're talking about....I was out cold by 1 am..lol :1orglaugh :helpme

Odie 05-19-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
12 in da house!!!!!!!! My daddy is here :pimp


YOUR daddy?? lmao..I thought he was Eric's...ahahahaha :1orglaugh

12clicks 05-19-2005 09:04 PM

no pic of this wdsmoron yet?
typical

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
no pic of this wdsmoron yet?
typical


http://roger.friendex.net/i/geek.jpg

Girth Vader 05-19-2005 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

OWNED :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 05-19-2005 09:40 PM

Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Girth Vader 05-19-2005 09:42 PM

The JUICE is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!


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