Juicy, I dont know how U do it? I got Owned!!
Was out last night with my Canasian Partier Odie, so she gives me a couple xanax for personal use to help sleep cause sometimes I have troubles. She gives me 2 little white pills. Well I guess she told me take 1/2, but i wasnt really paying attention, more focussed on her cute bum. anywho, got home last night at midnight, took a pill. 3 minutes later, I'm laying in bed drooling all over myself, like F-ing Jack Nicholson in one flew over the CooCoos nest. 2 seconds later im out. I wake up this morning, go to get a coiffee, and fall down my flight of stair, easily 13 steps to the bottom! F-ing bump my head a couple times on the tumble down and smash on the bottom floor. Laid there for a couple minutes laghing my azz off, crawled to the couch and called in sick for work. Juicy I have no idea how u function on that shit. WOW!
So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY.
Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb!
VADER OUT!
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