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Juicy, I dont know how U do it? I got Owned!!
Was out last night with my Canasian Partier Odie, so she gives me a couple xanax for personal use to help sleep cause sometimes I have troubles. She gives me 2 little white pills. Well I guess she told me take 1/2, but i wasnt really paying attention, more focussed on her cute bum. anywho, got home last night at midnight, took a pill. 3 minutes later, I'm laying in bed drooling all over myself, like F-ing Jack Nicholson in one flew over the CooCoos nest. 2 seconds later im out. I wake up this morning, go to get a coiffee, and fall down my flight of stair, easily 13 steps to the bottom! F-ing bump my head a couple times on the tumble down and smash on the bottom floor. Laid there for a couple minutes laghing my azz off, crawled to the couch and called in sick for work. Juicy I have no idea how u function on that shit. WOW!
So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY. Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb! VADER OUT! |
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man don't take pills. don't take any fucking pills, ever. maybe an occasional asperin.
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Have you checked your ass for damage yet?
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You sure it wasn't a roofie? How's your ass feel?
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LMAO!!!! option c) make sure you LISTEN to instructions when drugs are prescribed by can-asian women!!!
I'm still laughing my f'n ass off!!! and the best part is that YOU'RE an RN!!!!!!!! ahahahaha you've been OWNED!!! and JUICIFIED!!!!! ![]()
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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So Odie is passing out prescription meds? Interesting.
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ahem..NO...he "stole" them from my medicine cabinet..*cough* ![]() you gonna rat me out Gnome??? ![]()
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LOLL Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I have been under medical supervision for the meds I am on... We gradually got me on the course n stuff... for a n0000b pill popper like you you should have read my book "Pill popping for n00bs in 24 hrs"
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Serious note that shit is strong stuff, anybody thinkin g of popping em for the first time n shit be carefull n stuff. My body is used to em by now so I cant control it and handle it
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GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!! Man all i take from Odie is advice, and good cooking. LOL
THankss Odie and Girth for including me for dinner. It was a surprise to say the least when you showed up Girth. *blush* Thanks for understanding a guy has his needs to ya know. I always enjoy talking to a metro from good food, to clothes to cumming on command Girth has you covered. Odie we should set up Girth with a killer sig. Girth whats your icq,msn or email address Odie and I will make you something sweet.
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actually my ass does feel a little funny.
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Girthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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don't you mean you CAN control it?? lol.. I TOLD him to take a 1/2 if anything cuz a 1/4 pill knocks me out..and I ONLYtake em when I can't sleep.. ![]() thank gawd Ididn't give him any vicaden ![]()
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we gots to edu-ma-cate you some more dwreck!! p.s sorry for the "interruption" lmao.. ![]()
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yep the white ones AND they're even marked in quads!!! lol... ![]()
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odie is average looking at best.
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OUCH!! that hurt...well you can't please everyone...beauty is in the eye of the be-holder..
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Shes WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY above average!
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yes..I am curious as to who is being the judge of my "averageness"... I have not proclaimed to be anything but just me...and nor did I ask for an opinion of what you think of me..so, let's see what you look like!!! ![]()
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Odes, no question ur a hot canasian, and I havent even seen with ur clothes off yet. Shit did I say yet!
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lmao..YET???? keep dreaming...lol MY SPINE??? I don't know what you're talking about....I was out cold by 1 am..lol ![]() ![]()
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no pic of this wdsmoron yet?
typical
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The JUICE is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!
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