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fedfest · 05-17-2005, 06:42 PM

Got this mail.. and i really don't know what to think about it, I'm allmost ready to give the guy a free membership just for trying *lol*

Hi,
Am interested in your site but don't have a credit card nor any means of payment,kindly help me get access to the site.
I even intend to contribute to the netterment of the site, not by cash but by my willingness to patronise.
Thanks for your usual co-operation.
xxxx.

Btw.. what the heck does "netterment" meen ?

Theo · 05-17-2005, 06:44 PM

seems lensman mailed you

nofx · 05-17-2005, 06:45 PM

no fucking clue, but I would just say FUCK YOU to them and move on with what you have to do

I dont think 'netterment' is a word

perhaps Betterment ?

bet·ter·ment (bhahaha277;t'hahaha601;r-mhahaha601;nt) pronunciation
n.

1. An improvement over what has been the case: financial betterment.
2. Law. An improvement beyond normal upkeep and repair that adds to the value of real property.

tungsten · 05-17-2005, 06:47 PM

pretty sad.

tranza · 05-17-2005, 06:49 PM

He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.

fedfest · 05-17-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.

I know.. But pretty funny that he even bothers trying, and the way he writes it could even seem as he's had sucess with it before *lol*

beemk · 05-17-2005, 06:57 PM

tell him to mail you the $ for a year membership and you will set him up.

BRISK · 05-17-2005, 06:58 PM

"willingness to patronise" is a contribution?

tranza · 05-17-2005, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

tell him to mail you the $ for a year membership and you will set him up.

That seems like a GREAT solution.

Amputate Your Head · 05-17-2005, 07:01 PM

ask him how he's paying for his Internet access.... tell him to use the same method.

Paulzy · 05-17-2005, 07:02 PM

How does he pay for his internet?

pornguy · 05-17-2005, 07:03 PM

Sounds more like a kid to me. I would NOT give him one.

fedfest · 05-17-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paulzy

How does he pay for his internet?

Maybe with his willingness to patronise.

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.

lol i was thanking the same thing, he is one smooth talking mother fucker. damn i'm almost ready to give him some FREE shit to!

Jace · 05-17-2005, 07:44 PM

woah, we got the EXACT same email for my wifes site...haha

looks like someone is making their rounds

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 07:44 PM

Maybe with his willingness to patronise.

it's that Maybe part thats kicking me in the balls

fedfest · 05-17-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackGarbageMan

lol i was thanking the same thing, he is one smooth talking mother fucker. damn i'm almost ready to give him some FREE shit to!

Well, for a small refferal fee I'll be happy to pass him on to anyone that needs a little patronising

pr0 · 05-17-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Sounds more like a kid to me. I would NOT give him one.

kids don't "patronise" lol

BlackGarbageMan · 05-17-2005, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fedfest

Well, for a small refferal fee I'll be happy to pass him on to anyone that needs a little patronising

lol i dont have any patronising friends.. my friends are FREE LOADERS.

Adam-EB · 05-17-2005, 08:18 PM

Snail mail a cash payment.

Wiggles · 05-17-2005, 08:38 PM

give him a login and pass that forwards him to like a shitload of consoles.

Doctor Dre · 05-17-2005, 10:00 PM

I'd give him a membership just for trying

bret · 05-17-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I'd give him a membership just for trying

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

Doctor Dre · 05-17-2005, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bret

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

darnit · 05-17-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bret

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

That was pretty funny

fedfest · 05-18-2005, 09:52 AM

Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership *lol*

Dear sir,
Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles.
Waiting to hear from you very soon.
Yours faithfully
xxxx.

I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me

Babagirls · 05-18-2005, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fedfest

Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership *lol*

Dear sir,
Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles.
Waiting to hear from you very soon.
Yours faithfully
xxxx.

I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me

now thats some funny shit!

Fresh · 05-18-2005, 10:19 AM

Give the guy a month free, just for the fuck of it

Jason · 05-18-2005, 10:47 AM

from today.

becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
porndollar: i dont know can you?
becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
porndollar: how can you not have either
becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
becky_nelson49: im horney
porndollar: sorry.. no can do
becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
porndollar: yep
becky_nelson49: im not
porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
becky_nelson49: ru gay/
porndollar: haha.. nope
becky_nelson49: darn
becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
porndollar: nope
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: haha.. this is classic
becky_nelson49: y not
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: i only sell it..
becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
becky_nelson49: hello im horney
porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

mardigras · 05-18-2005, 10:50 AM

You must be crazy to turn down free netterment

tranza · 05-18-2005, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDollar

from today.

becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
porndollar: i dont know can you?
becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
porndollar: how can you not have either
becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
becky_nelson49: im horney
porndollar: sorry.. no can do
becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
porndollar: yep
becky_nelson49: im not
porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
becky_nelson49: ru gay/
porndollar: haha.. nope
becky_nelson49: darn
becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
porndollar: nope
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: haha.. this is classic
becky_nelson49: y not
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: i only sell it..
becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
becky_nelson49: hello im horney
porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

Juicy????????

iBanker · 05-18-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDollar

from today.

becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
porndollar: i dont know can you?
becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
porndollar: how can you not have either
becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
becky_nelson49: im horney
porndollar: sorry.. no can do
becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
porndollar: yep
becky_nelson49: im not
porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
becky_nelson49: ru gay/
porndollar: haha.. nope
becky_nelson49: darn
becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
porndollar: nope
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: haha.. this is classic
becky_nelson49: y not
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: i only sell it..
becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
becky_nelson49: hello im horney
porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

Are you fucking serious Jason? That is not made up?

seeric · 05-18-2005, 11:04 AM

thats juicy's favorite tactic. i get them all the time. jsut send him a password and he will go away.

Shoehorn! · 05-18-2005, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

seems lensman mailed you

boner 2.0 · 05-18-2005, 11:20 AM

So... can I have my free membership

sumphatpimp · 05-18-2005, 11:27 AM

send him a link to an auto install spyware/adware like media tickets or some other, you'll make about 20 cents per install.
yes that is rotten to do, but he asked for it.

xlogger · 05-18-2005, 11:30 AM

I wont take the risk of giving him/her a membership. Who knows they maybe underaged. I wont take the risk.

Babagirls · 05-18-2005, 11:34 AM

porndollar: its free to look at when you signup

hmm..new sales text?? LOL

xfalmp · 05-18-2005, 11:43 AM

Just give me the damn membership, damn!!!1 THIS IS MY LAST EMAIL!!!!

wtfent · 05-18-2005, 12:25 PM

I always get those. Im a sucker for them.

fedfest · 05-18-2005, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDollar

from today.

becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
porndollar: i dont know can you?
becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
porndollar: how can you not have either
becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
becky_nelson49: im horney
porndollar: sorry.. no can do
becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
porndollar: yep
becky_nelson49: im not
porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
becky_nelson49: ru gay/
porndollar: haha.. nope
becky_nelson49: darn
becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
porndollar: nope
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: haha.. this is classic
becky_nelson49: y not
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: i only sell it..
becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
becky_nelson49: hello im horney
porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

*LOL*
That one just cracked me up

Doctor Dre · 05-18-2005, 12:30 PM

OMFG great logs ... 49 years old horny granny

BlackGarbageMan · 05-18-2005, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

OMFG great logs ... 49 years old horny granny

WERE WERE

05-17-2005, 06:42 PM	#1
fedfest Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,334	Give Me a Free Membership to your Site.. wtf Got this mail.. and i really don't know what to think about it, I'm allmost ready to give the guy a free membership just for trying lol Hi, Am interested in your site but don't have a credit card nor any means of payment,kindly help me get access to the site. I even intend to contribute to the netterment of the site, not by cash but by my willingness to patronise. Thanks for your usual co-operation. xxxx. Btw.. what the heck does "netterment" meen ? __________________ RewardThem Now Paying Up To 70% Revshare ! Top Converting CCbill affiliate program that will keep your members rebilling. No Traffic Leaks, No Popups, No Bullshit.. You get Credited For EVERYTHING !

05-17-2005, 06:45 PM	#3
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	no fucking clue, but I would just say FUCK YOU to them and move on with what you have to do I dont think 'netterment' is a word perhaps Betterment ? bet·ter·ment (bhahaha277;t'hahaha601;r-mhahaha601;nt) pronunciation n. 1. An improvement over what has been the case: financial betterment. 2. Law. An improvement beyond normal upkeep and repair that adds to the value of real property. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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05-17-2005, 06:49 PM	#5
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05-17-2005, 06:57 PM	#7
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05-17-2005, 06:44 PM	#2
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05-17-2005, 06:58 PM	#8
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05-17-2005, 07:01 PM	#10
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05-17-2005, 07:02 PM	#11
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05-17-2005, 07:03 PM	#12
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05-17-2005, 07:44 PM	#15
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	woah, we got the EXACT same email for my wifes site...haha looks like someone is making their rounds

05-17-2005, 07:44 PM	#16
BlackGarbageMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 213	Maybe with his willingness to patronise. it's that Maybe part thats kicking me in the balls

05-17-2005, 08:18 PM	#20
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05-17-2005, 08:38 PM	#21
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05-18-2005, 09:52 AM	#26
fedfest Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,334	Update.. Now he wan't to be a Pornstar ! Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership lol Dear sir, Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles. Waiting to hear from you very soon. Yours faithfully xxxx. I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me __________________ RewardThem Now Paying Up To 70% Revshare ! Top Converting CCbill affiliate program that will keep your members rebilling. No Traffic Leaks, No Popups, No Bullshit.. You get Credited For EVERYTHING !

05-18-2005, 10:19 AM	#28
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05-18-2005, 10:47 AM	#29
Jason Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,287	from today. becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn? porndollar: i dont know can you? becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free? becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney porndollar: its free to look at when you signup becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount? porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you porndollar: how can you not have either becky_nelson49: can you give me it please! becky_nelson49: im horney porndollar: sorry.. no can do becky_nelson49: r u a dude? porndollar: yep becky_nelson49: im not porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things becky_nelson49: ru gay/ porndollar: haha.. nope becky_nelson49: darn becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me? porndollar: nope becky_nelson49: please porndollar: haha.. this is classic becky_nelson49: y not becky_nelson49: please porndollar: i only sell it.. becky_nelson49: well you can sell me becky_nelson49: once you get inside me becky_nelson49: hello im horney porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing.. __________________ I stay busy.

05-18-2005, 10:50 AM	#30
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	You must be crazy to turn down free netterment __________________ .

05-18-2005, 11:04 AM	#33
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	thats juicy's favorite tactic. i get them all the time. jsut send him a password and he will go away.

05-18-2005, 11:20 AM	#35
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	So... can I have my free membership __________________

05-18-2005, 11:27 AM	#36
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	send him a link to an auto install spyware/adware like media tickets or some other, you'll make about 20 cents per install. yes that is rotten to do, but he asked for it.

05-18-2005, 11:30 AM	#37
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	I wont take the risk of giving him/her a membership. Who knows they maybe underaged. I wont take the risk. __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

05-18-2005, 11:34 AM	#38
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05-18-2005, 11:43 AM	#39
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05-18-2005, 12:25 PM	#40
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	I always get those. Im a sucker for them.