Give Me a Free Membership to your Site.. *wtf*
 

Got this mail.. and i really don't know what to think about it, I'm allmost ready to give the guy a free membership just for trying *lol*

Hi,
Am interested in your site but don't have a credit card nor any means of payment,kindly help me get access to the site.
I even intend to contribute to the netterment of the site, not by cash but by my willingness to patronise.
Thanks for your usual co-operation.
xxxx.

Btw.. what the heck does "netterment" meen ?

seems lensman mailed you

no fucking clue, but I would just say FUCK YOU to them and move on with what you have to do

I dont think 'netterment' is a word

perhaps Betterment ?

bet·ter·ment (bhahaha277;t'hahaha601;r-mhahaha601;nt) pronunciation
n.

1. An improvement over what has been the case: financial betterment.
2. Law. An improvement beyond normal upkeep and repair that adds to the value of real property.

pretty sad.

He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.

I know.. But pretty funny that he even bothers trying, and the way he writes it could even seem as he's had sucess with it before *lol*

tell him to mail you the $ for a year membership and you will set him up.

"willingness to patronise" is a contribution? :1orglaugh

That seems like a GREAT solution.

ask him how he's paying for his Internet access.... tell him to use the same method.

How does he pay for his internet?

Sounds more like a kid to me. I would NOT give him one.

Maybe with his willingness to patronise. :1orglaugh

lol i was thanking the same thing, he is one smooth talking mother fucker. damn i'm almost ready to give him some FREE shit to! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woah, we got the EXACT same email for my wifes site...haha

looks like someone is making their rounds

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Maybe with his willingness to patronise.

it's that Maybe part thats kicking me in the balls

Well, for a small refferal fee I'll be happy to pass him on to anyone that needs a little patronising :thumbsup

kids don't "patronise" lol

lol i dont have any patronising friends.. my friends are FREE LOADERS. :1orglaugh :helpme

Snail mail a cash payment.

give him a login and pass that forwards him to like a shitload of consoles.

I'd give him a membership just for trying

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh That was pretty funny

Update.. Now he wan't to be a Pornstar !
 

Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership *lol*

Dear sir,
Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles.
Waiting to hear from you very soon.
Yours faithfully
xxxx.

I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me :upsidedow

now thats some funny shit! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Give the guy a month free, just for the fuck of it

from today.

becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
porndollar: i dont know can you?
becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
porndollar: how can you not have either
becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
becky_nelson49: im horney
porndollar: sorry.. no can do
becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
porndollar: yep
becky_nelson49: im not
porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
becky_nelson49: ru gay/
porndollar: haha.. nope
becky_nelson49: darn
becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
porndollar: nope
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: haha.. this is classic
becky_nelson49: y not
becky_nelson49: please
porndollar: i only sell it..
becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
becky_nelson49: hello im horney
porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

You must be crazy to turn down free netterment :1orglaugh

Juicy????????

Are you fucking serious Jason? That is not made up?

thats juicy's favorite tactic. i get them all the time. jsut send him a password and he will go away.

:1orglaugh

So... can I have my free membership :question

:upsidedow

send him a link to an auto install spyware/adware like media tickets or some other, you'll make about 20 cents per install.
yes that is rotten to do, but he asked for it.

I wont take the risk of giving him/her a membership. Who knows they maybe underaged. I wont take the risk.

porndollar: its free to look at when you signup

hmm..new sales text?? LOL

Just give me the damn membership, damn!!!1 THIS IS MY LAST EMAIL!!!! :mad:









:1orglaugh

I always get those. Im a sucker for them.

*LOL*
That one just cracked me up :thumbsup

OMFG great logs ... 49 years old horny granny

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