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  • fedfest
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 1334

    #1

    Give Me a Free Membership to your Site.. *wtf*

    Got this mail.. and i really don't know what to think about it, I'm allmost ready to give the guy a free membership just for trying *lol*

    Hi,
    Am interested in your site but don't have a credit card nor any means of payment,kindly help me get access to the site.
    I even intend to contribute to the netterment of the site, not by cash but by my willingness to patronise.
    Thanks for your usual co-operation.
    xxxx.


    Btw.. what the heck does "netterment" meen ?
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  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #2
    seems lensman mailed you

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    • nofx
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16826

      #3
      no fucking clue, but I would just say FUCK YOU to them and move on with what you have to do

      I dont think 'netterment' is a word

      perhaps Betterment ?

      betĀ·terĀ·ment (bhahaha277;t'hahaha601;r-mhahaha601;nt) pronunciation
      n.

      1. An improvement over what has been the case: financial betterment.
      2. Law. An improvement beyond normal upkeep and repair that adds to the value of real property.

      Often times I wonder why
      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
      When sickness comes I must decide:
      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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      • tungsten
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2004
        • 10579

        #4
        pretty sad.
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        • tranza
          ICQ: 197-556-237
          • Jun 2003
          • 57559

          #5
          He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.
          I'm just a newbie.

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          • fedfest
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 1334

            #6
            Originally posted by tranza
            He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.
            I know.. But pretty funny that he even bothers trying, and the way he writes it could even seem as he's had sucess with it before *lol*
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            • beemk
              CLICK HERE
              • Jan 2002
              • 20829

              #7
              tell him to mail you the $ for a year membership and you will set him up.
              I host with Vacares

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              • BRISK
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2003
                • 12240

                #8
                "willingness to patronise" is a contribution?
                I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  Originally posted by beemk
                  tell him to mail you the $ for a year membership and you will set him up.
                  That seems like a GREAT solution.
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075

                    #10
                    ask him how he's paying for his Internet access.... tell him to use the same method.
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                    • Paulzy
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 199

                      #11
                      How does he pay for his internet?

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                      • pornguy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62912

                        #12
                        Sounds more like a kid to me. I would NOT give him one.
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                        • fedfest
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 1334

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paulzy
                          How does he pay for his internet?
                          Maybe with his willingness to patronise.
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                          • BlackGarbageMan
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • May 2005
                            • 213

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tranza
                            He's trying to fool you. He writes too good, he must have a CC.
                            lol i was thanking the same thing, he is one smooth talking mother fucker. damn i'm almost ready to give him some FREE shit to!

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              woah, we got the EXACT same email for my wifes site...haha

                              looks like someone is making their rounds

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                              • BlackGarbageMan
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2005
                                • 213

                                #16
                                Maybe with his willingness to patronise.

                                it's that Maybe part thats kicking me in the balls

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                                • fedfest
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1334

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BlackGarbageMan
                                  lol i was thanking the same thing, he is one smooth talking mother fucker. damn i'm almost ready to give him some FREE shit to!
                                  Well, for a small refferal fee I'll be happy to pass him on to anyone that needs a little patronising
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                                  • pr0
                                    rockin tha trailerpark
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 23088

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pornguy
                                    Sounds more like a kid to me. I would NOT give him one.

                                    kids don't "patronise" lol
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                                    • BlackGarbageMan
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 213

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fedfest
                                      Well, for a small refferal fee I'll be happy to pass him on to anyone that needs a little patronising
                                      lol i dont have any patronising friends.. my friends are FREE LOADERS.

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                                      • Adam-EB
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 393

                                        #20
                                        Snail mail a cash payment.
                                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                        • Wiggles
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 14423

                                          #21
                                          give him a login and pass that forwards him to like a shitload of consoles.
                                          no sig

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                                          • Doctor Dre
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            I'd give him a membership just for trying
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • bret
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 766

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              I'd give him a membership just for trying
                                              The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

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                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 51692

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bret
                                                The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                • darnit
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 2439

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by bret
                                                  The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
                                                  That was pretty funny

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                                                  • fedfest
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 1334

                                                    #26
                                                    Update.. Now he wan't to be a Pornstar !

                                                    Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership *lol*

                                                    Dear sir,
                                                    Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles.
                                                    Waiting to hear from you very soon.
                                                    Yours faithfully
                                                    xxxx.


                                                    I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me
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                                                    • Babagirls
                                                      Text Writer
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 18812

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fedfest
                                                      Hehe.. So i wrote the guy back and you can't say that at least he's really trying hard to get his free membership *lol*

                                                      Dear sir,
                                                      Thanks for your reply.My need is that I want to play part in your movie and also I want you to give me Total free access to enable me watch your porn movies.I am in Africa and we don't have any access to transfer monies outside the country.I am sexually good and I want you to try my styles.
                                                      Waiting to hear from you very soon.
                                                      Yours faithfully
                                                      xxxx.


                                                      I think this guy could actually become a new hobby for me
                                                      now thats some funny shit!




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                                                      • Fresh
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 4920

                                                        #28
                                                        Give the guy a month free, just for the fuck of it


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                                                        • Jason
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 4287

                                                          #29
                                                          from today.

                                                          becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
                                                          porndollar: i dont know can you?
                                                          becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
                                                          becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
                                                          porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
                                                          becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
                                                          porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
                                                          porndollar: how can you not have either
                                                          becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
                                                          becky_nelson49: im horney
                                                          porndollar: sorry.. no can do
                                                          becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
                                                          porndollar: yep
                                                          becky_nelson49: im not
                                                          porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
                                                          becky_nelson49: ru gay/
                                                          porndollar: haha.. nope
                                                          becky_nelson49: darn
                                                          becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
                                                          porndollar: nope
                                                          becky_nelson49: please
                                                          porndollar: haha.. this is classic
                                                          becky_nelson49: y not
                                                          becky_nelson49: please
                                                          porndollar: i only sell it..
                                                          becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
                                                          becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
                                                          becky_nelson49: hello im horney
                                                          porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..
                                                          I stay busy.

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                                                          • mardigras
                                                            Bon temps!
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            You must be crazy to turn down free netterment
                                                            .

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                                                            • tranza
                                                              ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 57559

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PornDollar
                                                              from today.

                                                              becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
                                                              porndollar: i dont know can you?
                                                              becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
                                                              becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
                                                              porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
                                                              becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
                                                              porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
                                                              porndollar: how can you not have either
                                                              becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
                                                              becky_nelson49: im horney
                                                              porndollar: sorry.. no can do
                                                              becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
                                                              porndollar: yep
                                                              becky_nelson49: im not
                                                              porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
                                                              becky_nelson49: ru gay/
                                                              porndollar: haha.. nope
                                                              becky_nelson49: darn
                                                              becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
                                                              porndollar: nope
                                                              becky_nelson49: please
                                                              porndollar: haha.. this is classic
                                                              becky_nelson49: y not
                                                              becky_nelson49: please
                                                              porndollar: i only sell it..
                                                              becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
                                                              becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
                                                              becky_nelson49: hello im horney
                                                              porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..

                                                              Juicy????????
                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                              • iBanker
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 2758

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by PornDollar
                                                                from today.

                                                                becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
                                                                porndollar: i dont know can you?
                                                                becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
                                                                becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
                                                                porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
                                                                becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
                                                                porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
                                                                porndollar: how can you not have either
                                                                becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
                                                                becky_nelson49: im horney
                                                                porndollar: sorry.. no can do
                                                                becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
                                                                porndollar: yep
                                                                becky_nelson49: im not
                                                                porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
                                                                becky_nelson49: ru gay/
                                                                porndollar: haha.. nope
                                                                becky_nelson49: darn
                                                                becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
                                                                porndollar: nope
                                                                becky_nelson49: please
                                                                porndollar: haha.. this is classic
                                                                becky_nelson49: y not
                                                                becky_nelson49: please
                                                                porndollar: i only sell it..
                                                                becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
                                                                becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
                                                                becky_nelson49: hello im horney
                                                                porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..
                                                                Are you fucking serious Jason? That is not made up?
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                                                                • seeric
                                                                  ..........
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 41917

                                                                  #33
                                                                  thats juicy's favorite tactic. i get them all the time. jsut send him a password and he will go away.

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                                                                  • Shoehorn!
                                                                    Die With Your Boots On
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 22872

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                    seems lensman mailed you

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                                                                    • boner 2.0
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 10970

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So... can I have my free membership

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                                                                      • sumphatpimp
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 5235

                                                                        #36
                                                                        send him a link to an auto install spyware/adware like media tickets or some other, you'll make about 20 cents per install.
                                                                        yes that is rotten to do, but he asked for it.

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                                                                        • xlogger
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 9507

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I wont take the risk of giving him/her a membership. Who knows they maybe underaged. I wont take the risk.

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                                                                          • Babagirls
                                                                            Text Writer
                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                            • 18812

                                                                            #38
                                                                            porndollar: its free to look at when you signup

                                                                            hmm..new sales text?? LOL




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                                                                            • xfalmp
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 1474

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Just give me the damn membership, damn!!!1 THIS IS MY LAST EMAIL!!!!










                                                                              Trust the "WOW" effect.

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                                                                              • wtfent
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 3790

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I always get those. Im a sucker for them.
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                                                                                • fedfest
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 1334

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by PornDollar
                                                                                  from today.

                                                                                  becky_nelson49: hey can i see porn?
                                                                                  porndollar: i dont know can you?
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: yea can i watch it free?
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: im masturbating right now cause i am horney
                                                                                  porndollar: its free to look at when you signup
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: wut if i dont have a credit card or check ccount?
                                                                                  porndollar: then i dont know what to tell you
                                                                                  porndollar: how can you not have either
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: can you give me it please!
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: im horney
                                                                                  porndollar: sorry.. no can do
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: r u a dude?
                                                                                  porndollar: yep
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: im not
                                                                                  porndollar: ok, because your a woman, doesnt change things
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: ru gay/
                                                                                  porndollar: haha.. nope
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: darn
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: can u have internet sex with me?
                                                                                  porndollar: nope
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: please
                                                                                  porndollar: haha.. this is classic
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: y not
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: please
                                                                                  porndollar: i only sell it..
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: well you can sell me
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: once you get inside me
                                                                                  becky_nelson49: hello im horney
                                                                                  porndollar: ok.. later "becky" good luck on the masturbating thing..
                                                                                  *LOL*
                                                                                  That one just cracked me up
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                                                                                  No Traffic Leaks, No Popups, No Bullshit.. You get Credited For EVERYTHING !

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                                                                                  • Doctor Dre
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 51692

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    OMFG great logs ... 49 years old horny granny
                                                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • BlackGarbageMan
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                      • 213

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Were

                                                                                      Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                      OMFG great logs ... 49 years old horny granny
                                                                                      WERE WERE

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